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Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by jagganathprime, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. jagganathprime

    jagganathprime Banned

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    Q: What do you call a yugo transformer?
    A: Tin Can

    Q: What is the volvo truck's robot form called?
    A: Volvotron

    Q: what's a BMW seven series transform into?
    A: Bangle Buttimus

    Q: when a primordial Megatron hit earth, what were the discoverer's true reaction?
    A: COR BLIMEY! (GOD BLIND ME!)

    Q: why does Starscream bitch so much?
    A: Megatron isn't paying enough alimony...

    Q: Why Ultra Magnus "Couldn't deal with it" that faithful moment?
    A: HE learned that his dad was Megatron.... and Starscream was his mother....

    Q; Why are there few gestalts in the universe?
    A: Few are willing to become a crotchguard, let alone part of the arse....
     
  2. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lolol :lolol  Hey Jagganth Prime are thinking of getting transformers for real funnies.
     
  3. jagganathprime

    jagganathprime Banned

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    Q:What do you get if a Bat-vehicle transformed into decepticons?
    A: Batman's worst nightmare

    Q:Who'd win in a gun battle? Superman or Bumble bee?
    A: Neither, Superman can dodge the bullets.... bumblebee doesn't have one....

    Q: Why is Optimus Prime the head of the autobots?
    A: the rest of them form the skin, tissue, two corpora cavernosa, and one corpus spongiosum of a giant d***

    Oscar Wilde on Optimus Prime - If he wasn't a robot, he'd be my boy toy... but then again, who needs a rigid prick...

    Chuck Norris on Optimus Prime - A man after My own heart, ... oh which Gundam is he? and who is his pilot?

    Q: If Jack Sparrow was a Auto bot, what would he be?
    A: a Land rover defender covered with rust....

    Q: WHy is Ratbat afraid of Ozzy Osbourne?
    A: do we even have to answer that? You know the answer eh?

    Q: Why Quentin Tarantino left the director's chair before starting?
    A: coz the scripties didn't let him use red brake fluid liberally ....
     
  4. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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  5. Ironhide2005

    Ironhide2005 PS3tag=DeaDPooLTFW

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    LoL The ratbat and ozzy osbrouren one was funny same with the ultra magnus finding out who his parents though the rest are sorta lame
     
  6. Renidragon

    Renidragon Toys on my table!

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    I don't get it.
     
  7. wavelength

    wavelength Well-Known Member

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    gad zooks! i is picture blindz! the lolgearz are tooz
     
  8. jagganathprime

    jagganathprime Banned

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    eh.. figure i'd get some sort of placeholder for the near future...
    and excuse the lame attempt at humour... It serves no other purpose but to illustrate the difficulties in unearthing gems....
    tell you what, until I can get pictures of my own... why don't you all keep adding your own puns and word plays here?....
     
  9. DilaZirK

    DilaZirK Is bullheaded.

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    Hmmm, sorry, TF jokes just don't work without the visuals. And I don't do puns... (I wonder if Pun-3X does puns...)

    I would like to say start with your Gashapons, but their non-posability makes them even less dynamic than the old G1 toys... :( 

    Hang in there, I'm still trying to find you an Alternator Smokescreen.
     
  10. jagganathprime

    jagganathprime Banned

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    thanks man.. you the best!! good luck on getting a job soon too!
     

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