John Popper Arrested

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  1. honestgabe

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    What a loon. But who knows, maybe hes famous enough to get off. He is no David Crosby though lol
     
  2. Bryan

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    I remember hearing that he has over 300 firearms at his house, and that was a few years ago, so he might have more by now. On the other hand, he hasn't exactly been selling albums, so maybe he sold 'em off to pay the mortgage.

    Either way, he's a headcase.
     
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    I live in Washington and didn't even know this happened or who this guy even was. Then again I'm not a blues guy.
     
  4. Foster

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    That the fat skinny guy?
     
  5. honestgabe

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    lol yeah the fat skinny guy. He had that gastric bypass surgery I think. Like Al Rooker
     
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    Nothing like flying down the highway with a car full of guns and weed.
     
  7. Foster

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    Pffft. Harmonica players blow.
     
  8. KA

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    run around eh? this was from the era that gave us hootie and the blowjob. hmm.
     
  9. honestgabe

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    I don't really care much for the band, but they are real good players. I'd lump them into the jam band scene and came up during the time Black Crowes and Phish did. Great musicianship
     
  10. ambushbug74

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    If he goes to prison, that harmonica blowing will come in handy. With all the blowing he'll be doing.
     
  11. Lance Halberd

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    He must have the Food Madness. I've heard that when hugely fat people suddenly go thin, the hunger gets to them, and rots holes in their brain, and even the briefest waft of cuisine makes 'em go all crazy and shit.

    Like how zombies kind of aimlessly shuffle around until they smell human flesh, then they spaz out and become relentless killing and eating machines.
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    youre just making that up! :|
     
  13. Lance Halberd

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    I wish I was :3
     
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    I love how he was described as having a cache of weapons. Dude had his own armory, geez

    As for him being a headcase, maybe so, I remember his reason for the gastric bypass wasn't merely realizing he was in horrible danger due to his obesity. It wasn't until he noticed he was too unfit to masturbate to porn without overtaxing his body that he decided to do something about it.
     
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    :lolol 
     
  16. Lance Halberd

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    The day my body becomes unable to withstand the rigors of masturbation is the day I drive into the nearest bridge abutment.
     
  17. Foster

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    I doubt the tub could even drive at his tubbiest.
     
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    Talk about disturbing thoughts.

    *shudders*
     
  19. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    insert fat joke here.
     
  20. Foster

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    I can't, it's too fat.
     

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