Jetfire’s mother...

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  1. QLRformer

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    “I’ve got issues of my own, and it started with my mother... My father, why, he was a wheel – the FIRST wheel!” Jetfire, 2009.

    I worked out who Jetfire’s mother is... it’s Airazor from BEAST WARS.
    Airazor (BW) - Transformers Wiki

    What other female Transformer would be around in prehistoric times to sire him? But that means... she cheated on Tigatron with Scrounge the wheel Transformer! OMG!
    Scrounge (G1) - Transformers Wiki



    Oh, this is a joke thread, in case people start thinking I’m a bit off my head.
     
  2. Aernaroth

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    Fire. His mother was fire. Duh. That's how come he's able to fly.
     
  3. Autovolt 127

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    I always thought Scrounge was Jetfire's father but I'm sure though Airrazor was not his mother.
     
  4. legolas grof

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    ...this thread is like a pencil with two erasers: pointless
     
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    I'm more concerned that Jetfire's mother, who/whatever she was, had sex with a wheel. I'm assuming it was one of those old-fashioned ship's wheels with all the handles sticking out.
     
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    He he he he he...

    Good one.
     
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    /thread.
    I literally lol'd at the thread title. Oh, Movie Forum.
     
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    Maybe since his father was the first wheel.... His mother was a cavewoman or man...... Or maybe both... O_O
    Or maybe his father was his mother and his father was a tree....
     
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    O_O I need the mental eye bleach now...
    Now am scarred for life.
     
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    *read thread title*

    Should I? Maybe it'll be fun or it will probably scar me for life. And I see the latter is true.
     
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    Random prehistoric cavewoman + wheel = Jetfire.
    Jetfire had a troubled childhood, being the son of an inanimate object and an unintelligent barbarian (can't be too smart if you had sex with a wheel). Also, being some weird metallic organism, Jetfire was deemed cursed by his tribe and left to die in the wilderness. There, the Fallen (Megatronus Prime) found Jetfire and decided to train him into his most loyal soldier. Yet, Jetfire's father, the Wheel came to rescue Jetfire with honour, dignity! But the Fallen stood on him, killing him. Despite Jetfire's immaturity, he never forgot that day the Fallen slew his father and was partly why he defected to the Autobots when the war started.
     
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    Seems legit.
     
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    you're just trying to close up the movie section, arent you?
     
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  16. megatron66

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    Sprite hurts when it spurts out your nose...
     
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    She was the bucket of the wheel-barrel(His dad was the wheel for wheel-barrel). Just sayin'.:) 
     
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    So...Jetfire's parents were conjoined twins? I think that might actually make things worse. Relatively speaking.
     
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