Jessica Alba is pregnant

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  1. Predaking, Dec 13, 2007
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    http://omg.yahoo.com/actress-jessica-alba-is-pregnant-her-rep-says/news/4754

    I know very few of you like her due to her lousy acting but she's the sexiest lady in the world (besides my wife) so it saddens me that she's going to be a mom. I have a thing against moms as sex symbol so it's time for me to move on from Alba and find another girl who's as beautiful as Alba to occupy my fantasy spot. Any suggestions?
     
  2. Gears, Dec 13, 2007
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    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Look on the bright side, after child birth a lot of ladies get even more curvy.
     
  3. Josh, Dec 13, 2007
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    *weeps*
     
  4. OmegaScourge, Dec 13, 2007
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    she was hella hot then, now she's gonna be a hella hot MILF!!!
     
  5. Gears, Dec 13, 2007
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    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    She'll be the alpha-MILF.
     
  6. Robimus, Dec 13, 2007
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    She is the only reason I own both seasons of Dark Angel. Good for her, bad for internet fan boys.:( 
     
  7. ckhtiger, Dec 13, 2007
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    I remember thinking that that was a good show, actually. and that she could act in it as well.
     
  8. Team Jetfire, Dec 13, 2007
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    whatever, hawt girls = hot moms

    ask jiggles, he knows.
     
  9. Bumble Prime, Dec 13, 2007
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    yeah but pregnancy = longer to wait before legitimate nude photo layout for playboy or other "acceptable and luxurious" porn publications.................are there any others?
     
  10. Team Jetfire, Dec 13, 2007
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    I think the only thing that Alba would have done is a bad quality 'sex tape' anyways. Best for all teh fan boys to remember her in her glory days rather than a fall from grace hotty, such as Ms. Spears.
     
  11. Turbocharger, Dec 13, 2007
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    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Well as we all know, cute girl+douchebag boyfriend/husband+children=
    [​IMG]


    So let's just pray the husband/boyfriend isn't a douchebag.
     
  12. Team Jetfire, Dec 13, 2007
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    I'd hit it...:D ream: :crazy: Wow...first time with these new smilies
     
  13. Savanna, Dec 13, 2007
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    Is OMG.YAHOO a actual site first?

    And I don't care.
     
  14. Team Jetfire, Dec 13, 2007
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    Fathers name is "Cash"...uh, nice.
     
  15. QuantumShock, Dec 13, 2007
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    Still tap it
     
  16. Methos, Dec 13, 2007
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    Rumor is that Cash may have poked a hole in the condom used so she wouldn't leave him. lol

    Really this isn't a surprise,in some of the candids of her buying a bed she had a tummy on her.
     
  17. tikgnat, Dec 13, 2007
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    I read about this yesterday... and I'm still in shock its not mine. I always thought, that there would be a chance... but now its over.

    *weeps*
     
  18. llamatron, Dec 13, 2007
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    "Cash?" Yeah right. We all know it was Jiggles.
     
  19. KA, Dec 13, 2007
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    :lol 

    well its definitely not mine.

    cuz i pulled out early.
     
  20. Otispq, Dec 13, 2007
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    I totally believe you.

    *true to his nature, KA never finishes what he starts*
     
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