Jessica Alba is pregnant

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  1. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    http://omg.yahoo.com/actress-jessica-alba-is-pregnant-her-rep-says/news/4754

    I know very few of you like her due to her lousy acting but she's the sexiest lady in the world (besides my wife) so it saddens me that she's going to be a mom. I have a thing against moms as sex symbol so it's time for me to move on from Alba and find another girl who's as beautiful as Alba to occupy my fantasy spot. Any suggestions?
     
  2. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Look on the bright side, after child birth a lot of ladies get even more curvy.
     
  3. Josh

    Josh Comic Color-guy

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    *weeps*
     
  4. OmegaScourge

    OmegaScourge Custom Made TFW2005 Supporter

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    she was hella hot then, now she's gonna be a hella hot MILF!!!
     
  5. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    She'll be the alpha-MILF.
     
  6. Robimus

    Robimus Wanna'be Cassettebot

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    She is the only reason I own both seasons of Dark Angel. Good for her, bad for internet fan boys.:( 
     
  7. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    I remember thinking that that was a good show, actually. and that she could act in it as well.
     
  8. Team Jetfire

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    whatever, hawt girls = hot moms

    ask jiggles, he knows.
     
  9. Bumble Prime

    Bumble Prime all the time

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    yeah but pregnancy = longer to wait before legitimate nude photo layout for playboy or other "acceptable and luxurious" porn publications.................are there any others?
     
  10. Team Jetfire

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    I think the only thing that Alba would have done is a bad quality 'sex tape' anyways. Best for all teh fan boys to remember her in her glory days rather than a fall from grace hotty, such as Ms. Spears.
     
  11. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Well as we all know, cute girl+douchebag boyfriend/husband+children=
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    So let's just pray the husband/boyfriend isn't a douchebag.
     
  12. Team Jetfire

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    I'd hit it...:D ream: :crazy: Wow...first time with these new smilies
     
  13. Savanna

    Savanna Want to Touch my Wankel?

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    Is OMG.YAHOO a actual site first?

    And I don't care.
     
  14. Team Jetfire

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    Fathers name is "Cash"...uh, nice.
     
  15. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    Still tap it
     
  16. Methos

    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Rumor is that Cash may have poked a hole in the condom used so she wouldn't leave him. lol

    Really this isn't a surprise,in some of the candids of her buying a bed she had a tummy on her.
     
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    I read about this yesterday... and I'm still in shock its not mine. I always thought, that there would be a chance... but now its over.

    *weeps*
     
  18. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    "Cash?" Yeah right. We all know it was Jiggles.
     
  19. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    :lol 

    well its definitely not mine.

    cuz i pulled out early.
     
  20. Otispq

    Otispq Elocution Onymous

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    I totally believe you.

    *true to his nature, KA never finishes what he starts*
     

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