Jennifer's Body review

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by DeathStorm, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Skylock

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    Hopefully there some substance to this movie.
     
  2. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    :sly2: 

    I saw her on Conan, and from her description, it actually seems worth a look!
     
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    OMG, I never laughed so hard when I saw the movie.


    I was sitting next to these girls, and every joke or pun was about sex and ecstacy.


    I almost walked out, had it not been for the pizza I ordered. Kinda gross on the level of gross.

    If you enjoy a good laugh, then I reccomened you see it, just don't eat, you lose it when she kills the boys.
     
  4. Lord Of Tetris

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    At Comic Con, Megan Fox was talking about how awesome Jonah Hex is. When someone asked her about Jennifer's Body her response was:

    [sarcasm] *groan* *ROLLS EYES* "Jennifer's Body is just as awesome as Johan Hex." [/sarcasm]

    The auditorium laughed.
     
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    how gory is it when the boys are killed and whats the full body count?
     
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    I think 2.


    And you see all their insides, especially the house scene, which was also funny.
     
  7. MrSoundwaveGuy

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    no boobies?
     
  8. $shockwave$

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    Unfortunatly no. :( 
     
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    dang it
     
  10. MrSoundwaveGuy

    MrSoundwaveGuy I've made a huge mistake

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    pfffff, total pass
     
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    DVD version will probably have an unrated version, but it'll probably be all man boobs
     
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    the movie never seem interesting to me at all. I looked at IMDB and doesn't seem like the movie is all that great. 5.9/10 2,034 votes. which made me laugh.
     
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    Deceptikitty and I went to see this last night.
    It was pretty bad, full of 'wat' and the dialogue was so forced in an attempt to seem 'hip' and 'relevant'.
    That and whoever was doing the musical editing should have been fired.

    You dont even get naked Fox. All you see is wet calves and shoulders.
    Unless that is your fetish you wont be overjoyed.

    EDIT: Oh, and she still cant act.
     
  14. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    There's a decent teasing cleavage shot, too, when she kills one of the guys in th woods. But that's all I've seen of it.
     
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    I've heard tonight the movie bombed at the box office. I laughed. She better stick with Transformers.
     
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    yeah movie bombed, if only she showed her boobs
     
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    Your in her bedreoom.

    Ask her?
     
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    I want to watch it last week. For $3 at the local theater.

    Man it was funny. It's just entertainment. It's not flat stupid as most horror movies. It's not as gory as most horror movies.

    And Megan Fox was good. She played the character perfect (not that it's the most complex character ever devised) and she just felt very natural.

    It's got lots of offbeat jokes (most of which I enjoyed). It's definitely not for everyone, I can see that now. But I enjoyed it a lot. Just a fun movie.
     
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    i will eat jennifer yum yum and my 1000 post
     
  20. JetRaid

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    Hahaha your 1,000th post was perverted :thumb s2