Jack and the bean stock

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  1. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    It's a real shame, but you see this all the time. Sure peas are pretty innocent by themselves, but they're a gateway vegetable. One day you're snorting peas, then then next day you're robbing your grandmother so you can score some garbonzos to freebase. Such a tragic tale.

    I woulda thought that he'd cough nonstop as his body tried to get that thing out of there.
     
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    process Hanlon's razor Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Just another reason to fear vegetables.

    Or eat them. Revenge!
     
  4. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'd rather eat them!
     
  5. Dran0n

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    So gonna inhale some peas now.
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Beanstalk. Stock is merchandise on hand, a soup base, or one's part of a jointly held endeavor.

    As for the story,

    I suppose it's not easy...

    *sunglasses*

    being green.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
     
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    Tigertrack Back In The Game!

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    I thought it was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, not peas! LOL!
     
  8. red4

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    At least he didn't have to pea it out *bah-dum psh!*
     
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    LMFAO!! :lol 
     
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    The real question is...how can it grow with out light and water? this sounds like the one who had a pine cone in his lung few years back.
     
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    He's probably an albino with skin so translucent, sunlight shines through.
     
  12. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    Thanks for the correction Omegatron ;) 
     

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