It's starting. Prepare yourselves.

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    9NEWS.com | Denver | Colorado's Online News Leader | 1 dead from meningitis, 2nd CSU student 'doing well'

    To summarize, a female student at college here in Colorado died from what they're calling meningitis. However, she was vaccinated back in 2006.

    A second student is suffering from what they're saying is meningitis as well, but he too has been vaccinated.

    Smells like a cover-up. A zombie cover-up. Be ready, Transformers fans! Prepare your "emergency escape" kits and head towards your prepared zombie survival outposts.

    Armageddon is coming!
     
  2. SPLIT LIP

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    Groovy.

    BTW, reading Wikipedia, meningitis sounds nasty. It's like a brain-spine-eating virus. I'm just gonna pull a Bill Murray and just fake the zombies out. They're stupid, they won't know.

    Nobody shoot the one that blinks, alright?
     
  3. Hot Shot.

    Hot Shot. Giving up on the fiction.

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    *off to barricade himself inside a mall*
     
  4. Razerwire

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    Didn't the movie "Outbreak" happen in Colorado as well?
     
  5. Brainchild

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    I can just imagine the PSA's now.
    -Despite what you think, even you are at risk.
    -Is it okay if you share medpacks or pills?
    -Have you covered wars?
     
  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    nah man, cuba dropped the payload in the pacific ocean or something.
     
  7. ORIO

    ORIO Plant-Based Bot Super Mod News Staff

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    I'd be a GREAT zombie. Bring it.
     
  8. Cyber-Scream

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    I just hope it'll be like Zombieland and not The Crazies. :D  *jumps in zombie hunter hummer*
     
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    If Dead Rising 2 taught me anything, I'm gonna need duct tape and lots of it.
     
  10. Hiraga

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    Fuck we're all dead!
     
  11. cuad

    cuad VOK EMISSARY

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    I don't know what it feels like to have meningitis, but I know what it feels like to be paranoid and physically feel that you're about to come down with meningitis.

    Not fun at all. One of my friends had it. Strangely he gets sick all the time, but he comes out fine from meningitis, bikes his ass home with a broken leg and then hikes for miles on it after it gets put in a cast.

    wtf.
     
  12. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm pretty sure my Zombie hideout will be Sam's Club. Food, guns, ammo, gasoline, entertainment, plenty of Twinkies...sounds about right.
     
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    Time for a dose of realism.

    There is no one vaccine that can protect you against all the germs that cause meningitis. Also, booster doses are required every few years or so after you have been vaccinated the first time. These two probably caught a bug that they were not immunized against, or did not bother taking their boosters.
     
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    hope it dosent happens to me i dont wanna be a zombie D:
     
  15. thenatureboywoo

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    piggy flu?
     
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    There's a time and a place for realism, and neither of those is the internet.
     
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    Time to bust out the ole trusty shotgun! I knew it was a matter of time!
     
  18. MetalRyde

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    ok, my ultimate zombie plan, first i'll get one of the infected to infect me, then i'll look in the 'show yourself' thread and look at as many pictures as possible. once ive turn i proceed to HUNT AND DEVOUR ALL OF YOU!!!
     
  19. Aernaroth

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    Take no chances, nuke colorado.
     
  20. John_Force

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    Agree with Aernaroth. Nuke Colorado. It's the only way to be sure.
     

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