It's a boy!!! Now with Pics!! At a little past 1 this morning my wife and I welcomed our first child to the world. Our son, Xavier Ace Turner. We tried long and hard, and it cost a crap ton of money, but he's finally here. A few weeks early, but he's perfectly healthy. Now I'm off to enjoy what will probably be the last good night sleep I'll have for at least 5 years.