Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seawing, May 28, 2008.
Who in their right mind hires a nude maid then leaves her alone to clean?
Where did she stick the jewels?
And why do they smell funny now?
Did he have enough of her cleaning naked and decided to leave? When you hire a nude maid you better stay and watch the whole time, especially for $100 an hour.
Ergh, someone's bound to say it: "This thread is useless without pics."
'the royal penis is clean your higness!'
My question is, if he was paying her $100 an hour to clean his house naked, why did he leave her alone? I mean, the whole purpose of her doing it naked is so he can watch. She must not have been that good looking.
Wife: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Where have all my expensive jewels gone?!?!"
Man: "It must have been that naked cleaner I hired whilst you were away! The bitch!"
Wife: "Must have been WHAT?!?!"
Man: "Er, I mean, er....."
You're always stealing my jokes.
Should've had some hidden cameras installed , for proof that she stole them, and some voyeur p on the side
I guess you are not rich, until you can afford to pay a naked women to clean your house, and not watch, rich.
Llamatron called it; This thread is useless without pics.
I now have a true goal in my life!
The old man should've hid in the attic and spiez
He at least could have made back the money he paid her for cleaning his house with the voyeur p.
Life, ur doin it wrong.
Who hires out a maid at 100 dollars an hour? Nude or not that's pricey. Call a stripper, get the at home extras, save some money and jewlery.
I have a maid that cleans my house in the nude for FREE. I call her my wife.
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