Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RHansen, Mar 6, 2009.
Robot Programmed to Love Goes too Far
So. Skynet just loves us too much.
So... of all the emotions that they could program into a machine, they give it the hardest to understand and as a result, it goes of lusting after female technicians?
Sounds like the settup of a Hentai...
Wow they are suprised by this? Really? REALLY? Watch the Sci Fi channel and at least once a week theres a movie where a robot gets emotions and goes nutso.
"We are shocked this happened!" I'm shocked these ass hats didnt think it wouldnt happen.
"I don't understand! We programmed them to love!"
"Maybe you programmed them to love too much..."
The researchers are just annoyed that the robo-tentacle team didn't deliver on time.
"*sigh* We program it to obsessively love, we leave it alone with a young female researcher (who we insist wears a Sailor Moon uniform), but it's just not the same without tentacles. That fool Kenji didn't even have the slime generator working."
Creepy robot love=potential harasment suit?
We'll be in our moonbubbles, watchin the world asplode
It would be awesome if Kenji talked with a southern accent.
"I don't know how to quit you!"
I started reading and expected some psycho robo stuff. Like Kenji escaped and started stalking an intern, or started giving fatal powerhugs, or ran around screaming "I LOVE YOU!" while just snapping necks along the way.
Still, kinda creepy, yeah. It's like a junior high school girl's crush, but with "pre-recorded dog and cat noises", and robots. Yes, quite creepy.
Robot Girlfried- "That's my garbage disposal, not my vagina!!"
Lonely rich guy- "AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Though, I'm not really surprised by this. I agree with Spoon, this DOES sound like a setup for a hentai.
The robot uprising begins. Good thing I bought this!
Anyone else notice that the robot there looks like Optimus Prime?
Sex pest robot is sex pest.
get's hose ready
oh great, now all we need is a robot that turns into an F-15. then we need a robot that turns into a red COE semi truck with a gun. and maybe a yellow beetle too. ooh! and a tape deck!
I think the fact that it can only communicate with prerecorded cat and dog noises is more creepy than anything else.
What's wrong with using - I don't know, WORDS?
Who wouldn't hug this guy while he's chasing you around meowing at you? I sure would.
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