IS my Bathroom haunted?

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  1. Clutchburn

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    So I'm stuck in a Blizzard tonight in Halifax, a good night for some beers and relaxing. I go down to the bathroom to make room for the next beer, do my business and flush. As i'm getting a beer from the fridge I hear a clicking noise from the bathroom as the toilet completes the flushing cycle. I go to investigate and find the entire roll of Toilet paper on the floor unravelled. :sly2: 
    A little freaky, to say the least. Since I didn't use the TP for a Piss, I can't figure out what happened or how the Tp had enough inertia to unravel (it was almost a full roll).
    Do I have a Bathroom Ghost? If so couldn't this ghost pick a better place to hang?
    BTW yes I washed my hands.
     
  2. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    No. No such thing as ghosts.
     
  3. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    You don't have a crapper ghost. There's a logical explanation:

    You see, when you opened the toilet lid, the sudden decompression of the air molecules in the toilet air caused iron particles to escape from the toilet lid hinge and land on the toilet paper roll. The magnetic field of the Earth, increased by the amount of moisture in the air, pulled the iron particles, which were bonded to the paper, toward Earth.

    There you have it folks. [/thread]
     
  4. Clutchburn

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    Unnnn (Head asplodes...) Ok,
    So if 1 reverse the polarity of the earth the TP should re -roll itself.
     
  5. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Technically, the paper would still be on the ground. If you seperate the atoms of Earth and keep them at enough of a distance however, you can eliminate gravity!! I think...
     
  6. Clutchburn

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    You west coasters have an answer for everything, don't you? :tongue: 
    (wishes a crapper ghost upon Turbocharger)
     
  7. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    You cannot "wish" a crapper ghost upon a person. You must transport it there by tapping into one of the many dimensions that occupies the space that our dimension is in. By placing it in there and opening the dimension here, the ghost will arrive here.
     
  8. Clutchburn

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    (Opens rift into Turbochargers Bathroom)
    Man this damn trans-dimensional machine is going to wreak havoc on my power bill,
    but it's worth it.

    Man it still wigs me out, though. Not to mention the waste of TOilet paper.
     
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    My cat loves to unravel the toilet paper roll in the bathroom. Little jerk.
     
  10. Clutchburn

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    Problem is I have no cats. On the Mortal plane anyway.
    Ooooo weeeee ooooooo.....
     
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    So true it hurts.

    Even of there was a ghost what’s it going to do it’s dead? I would be all like “Hay ghost I’m sorry you are like dead and all but some of us have to go to the work in the morning so could you stop messing around? Cool thanks.”
     
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    Methinks this will be Fuzzy by the time I wake up.
     
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    Congrats, you share your place with the ghost of Elvis. Now sell your throne on eBay. :D 
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    who you gonna call?
     
  15. Clutchburn

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    A Plumber or Ghost Busters , I'm not sure which.
     
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    Perhaps one has had a few too many said beers???:p 
     
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    Ever watch Ghost Hunters? They're both. :thumbs2: 
     
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    :lol  That was going to be my explanation. In your drunken stupor you unraveled the TP and forgot you did it. :lol 
     
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    I'd say you somehow knocked the toilet paper roll and unrolled it as you left the bathroom and then the clicking noise was an entirely unrelated issue with the toilet that simply made you notice that the toilet paper had be unrolled.

    No such thing as ghosts.
     
  20. Clutchburn

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    I admit that I may have knocked it but if you've ever tried unrolling 3/4 of a roll of TP it usually takes more than a knock. I'm not a ghost believing type of guy either, I'll just chalk it up to one of life's weirdnesses.

     

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