Iowa Man Fired for Drinking Ethanol Fuel Denied Unemployment

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  1. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Only one person came to mind when I read this.

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  2. Sonscreen

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    :drunk  + :dunce  = No good
     
  3. BigPrime3000

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    You would think an alcoholic would know better than drinking that much of what basically amounts to everclear.
     
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    still gotta be healthier for you than a Zima..
     
  5. RandomFerret

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    I thought of my grandfather. He loved the taste of gasoline. He worked for a gas station as a boy, and siphoned the gasoline himself. Apparently the taste really grows on you.

    He would have called this guy a halfwit, though.
     
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    thash whud ah cawl a hard drinking mayn *faints*
     
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    ...he's lucky to be alive. Idiot.
     
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    I can see how it would be difficult for a former alcoholic to be working around what is essentially a swimming pool filled with everclear.

    Hell, I'd probably have a sip too, but sure as hell not two or three bottles of it, at work, no less.
     
  9. Wreckgar

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    I'm so tired that when I read this thread title, I saw "Iron Man Fired for Drinking Ethanol Fuel Denied Unemployment"

    Immediately though, Stark really is a big dick in Civil War.
     
  10. Switchblade

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    On behalf of my state, I'd just like to state that not everyone in Iowa is an idiot.

    Most of us know better than to drink ethanol at work. That's something you save for the end of your shift. :p 
     
  11. The Spider

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    The sad part is that I thought that, but I WASN'T tired.

    I think I've been looking at comics too long.
     
  12. Chaos Muffin

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    Oh it's Iowaman ok. Thought Iron Man went on another one of his drinking episodes again hehe

    That guy sounds like one of my neighbors

    edit* haha, nm , looks like I wasnt the only one