Indiana Jones 5

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  1. Optimus1986

    Optimus1986 TMNT & Hulk Fanatic

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    Indy 5 sounds like a good idea. I think I have a pretty good idea for the plot, too.

    A long time ago, there was a great Muslim warrior called Saladin. He was ruthless, in that he lived by the sword. In that time, the Muslims and the Christians were having a series of brutal conflicts.
    One day, the Christians were carrying this box, which they took with them everywhere. Inside the box, was a small cross. Legend says that it was part of THE cross which Christ bled and died on in 33 A.D. Thus, it is extremely significant.
    Then, in 326 A.D., the Muslims ambushed the Christians in a sudden surprise attack, Saladin leading the charge. During that conflict, Saladin himself stole the cross from the Christians. After they got the cross, he ordered a retreat, because he knew he had what they held most precious in the world...
    To this day, no one knows what happened to the True Cross. It vanished. Did Saladin burn it? Was it found and recovered? No one knows.

    I think it's time for Indy to find the True Cross. Indiana Jones and the Adventure of the Holy Cross. *whip crack*
     
  2. GW_Freak

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    Fan faction is still fan fiction!
     
  3. Primus

    Primus Beware, the modelers. Veteran

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    Yeah, not really feeling it. I'd like to see something with Atlantis or maybe some kind of Asian theme next time.
     
  4. Foster

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    I want to see Indy vs. that guy from the Mummy.
     
  5. Paladin

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    Indy IV already stripped the franchise of its dignity; don't start raping the corpse now.
     
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    There is your story line.
     
  7. ginrai

    ginrai lost with no way home.

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    Not even remotely how that happened. Your referring to the Battle of Hattin. Not to get to religious on it.. but the Crusaders purposefully went away from Water trusting that God would protect them, They weren't ambushed by Saladin, he simply baited a trap and waited for them to take it.

    Battle of Hattin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You are correct that no one has ever found it after the battle of Hattin.
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    THIS. Besides, the story for Indy IV was just downright stupid, IMO.
     
  9. Foster

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    It made for a decent Rifftrax, what with the John Hurt grizzle jokes and the Shortround > Mutt cracks.
     
  10. Switchblade

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    Indiana Jones and the Necrophilic Sodomy... no, it just doesn't have the right ring to it.
     
  11. Primus

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    They could also do something with Norse mythology.
     
  12. Greyryder

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    I want to see Indy discover the wreck of the Millinium Falcon. (Yes, I know. That's already been done.)
     
  13. Morku

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    I like this idea. He could be lookin for Mjolnir or somthin else.
     
  14. Nutcrusher

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    No more Indiana Jones until George Lucas dies.
     
  15. shibamura_prime

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    The Mummy guy or the Brendan Fraser guy-who-fights-the-Mummy guy?
     
  16. ginrai

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    Indiana Jones: The Doom of Tyrfing
     
  17. GogDog

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    They already made Indy V. It was that Southpark Episode. :) 
     
  18. decepticonjon

    decepticonjon japness for balls

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    come on guys.. indy 5.. think about it.. it just feels rite, give it a chance
     
  19. Bryan

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    There was a computer game with Indy that focused on Atlantis. Old school, like pre-1998 I think, but it was awesome and I would totally dig it as a film.
     
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    After the Godawful mess that was Indy 4, the only way I'll watch another one is on DVD. And I HATE saying that.
     

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