In the perfect world, I'd live in a mansion with a pool of chocolate ice cream, a helicopter port, and a arcade Virtual simulated video games would be a requirement The awesome would be had by all, and all would have the awesome
I love that your solution for anyone you don't particularly care for is enslavement/locking them somewhere they'll never escape. That'll work out well, until your wanton banishment of people gets your friends to turn on you. Best case scenario, you'll lock them away as well, then die alone, quite probably insane. Or you'll cause WWIII, and be known as the Hitler of the new millenium. After all, all he did was enslave/lock away the "Haters/Resistance" and "idiots, Criminals, Crazies, etc."... food for thought.
Optimus Sledge would appoint me minster for Porn and id get to personally "inspect" all porn atctresses for quality and ability after a complete health examination by my staff
In a perfect world, we're all naked and it's cool, except ugly people, who are considered outcasts, and therefore all live on an island we call "LAME ISLAND". p.s. Ghost just knocked all the change of my kitchen counter. Stupid ghost.
- i wouldn't be allergic to anything - i'd have a lamborghini - i'd have karyu - red forman would be president - i'd never have to work again
do you mean abnormally Hooters busty? or busty because they're fat from all the pig roasts? (as in their entire body is busty) in a perfect world, Dirge and Deceptikitty would not be in different countries.
In my perfect world... Stupidity would be a crime punishable by death in a very cruel and unusual fashion. (I'm not sure it's humanly possible to dig a hole big enough to hold all the bodies) Everything in the Americas south of the U.S./Mexican border would be depopulated and turned into the Central/South American World Environmental Preserve. Cyclists would be worshiped as gods.
Let's go with both. It's my birthday, I don't want to put people down. Especially women with big ol' boobies.
-The hours between 3 AM and 8 AM would not exist, as nothing particularly worth while usually happens during that time frame.
