In-flipping-credible!!!

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    So, I'm driving to work this morning and I have a blowout.

    Mildly agitating, I pull off to the side of the highway, get my spare out and proceed to take my tire off. I get to the last lug nut and it's a different size than the first four!

    Now I'm pissed, I don't have a 4 way tire tool, just the one that came with my van that fits my van's lugs. I make a few phone calls, it's early on Sunday morning and no one is answering their phone. Finally I have to call my mother and wake her up.

    Right about that time a silver Ford Explorer pulls up, out hops a petite woman, she walks up and asks if there is anything she can help me with. I explain my situation, show her the lug nut in question and she says she has triple A and can call them for me.

    So, long story short, triple A shows up after about half an hour gets the other lug off, and the woman gives me her phone number says she's "single and fun to hang out with" and tells me I owe her a drink for helping me out.

    Priceless! haha!
     
  2. toma

    toma eskimo in disguise

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    hey, sounds like that worked out pretty well in the end
     
  3. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Understatement of The century Toma.

    also Dark Convoy has all the luck
     
  4. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Tomorrow: Dark Convoy falls in a slurry pit, only to be rescued by Playboy bunnies who need someone to retrieve the diamonds from their vaginas.
     
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    Why do all of D_c's storys have sexy endings?
     
  7. Mr. Sinister

    Mr. Sinister Cat + Sinister = TROUBLE

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    All I can think of is a bathtub full of ice and a kidney...
     
  8. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Dude, that's awesome!!:thumb 


    My luck is just the opposite, I get a blowout and then it starts to rain. *sigh*
     
  9. SPLIT LIP

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    Just 'cuz.
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Because he's Dark Convoy, dammit. :lol 
     
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    Cujo United States Air Force

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    wow!good luck because you might need it.
     
  13. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Why! WHY?!?! :banghead: 
     
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    Kavorka! If that happened to me, the woman would pull over, take one look at me, and slash my other tires.
     
  15. Embryoyo

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    :lol  that's awesome
     
  16. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    im assuming your life dark convoy, and thats that.
     
  17. Nemesis Chris

    Nemesis Chris mental minibot

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    isn't that what kathy bates told that guy right before she broke his ankle in misery?
     
  18. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    It started with a blow-out and may end with a blow...

    ...well, you see where I'm going with this.

    Giggidy.
     
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    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    You know that guy who always has these incredible stories, ones that just seem so outlandishly impossible yet they always seem to happen to him at least twice a week, time and time again?

    Yeah, that guy irritates me.
     
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    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    I had something similar happen this past week. But instead of AAA doing any good, they put the wrong fuckin' size lug nut on my tire, necessitating extra repairs to break off the bolt and put on a new one. I can't even get AAA to pay for the repair, because it wasn't my membership.

    Oh, and I didn't get any numbers in the end, just pissed at AAA.
     

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