Quintesson #1 pointed this out. I just have to share this; it's too damned funny. Q1 found it here: http://forums.station.sony.com/ps/posts/list.m?topic_id=88000003891 EDIT: On second thought, this might be more suited for The Fuzzy World...So if a mod feels it belongs there, go ahead.
Pure awesome. We had a tech in from IBM once to look at one of our OS/400 systems and figure out why it wasn't getting on the network properly. First thing he does? PING 127.0.0.1 When he got a response he started putting away his stuff and getting ready to leave because, "It has to be on the network. It's getting a response from an IP address." But that is one stupid-ass hacker. Probably somebody who knew an actual hacker and got a disc of utilities from them, but had no clue what the heck to do with them.
Even if I hadn't known it before, I could still tell that this was originally written in German and then translated into English. There are still some German idioms in there. Still good, though.
http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914&highlight friend just sent me this one, it's too good. Some kid tries to steal someone's warcraft account