I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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  1. misterd

    misterd Well-Known Member

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    I'm a high school teacher. Between classes I was standing out in the hall as I am supposed to.

    One of my former students hobbled by, her efforts clearly causing her pain.

    I asked her what was wrong.

    "I spent all morning on my knees."
     
  2. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Depends... why would you be going to hell? You didn't do anything wrong right? However, if its what you were thinking... then I'm probably on the train to hell as well...
     
  3. Star Sabre James

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    Well if the reason she was on her knees was you, then you would be going to hell.
     
  4. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Hey, does anybody know if there's a diner car on this train?
     
  5. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i heard theres no non smoking section.
     
  6. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I used to work at a service shop at the airport, and the boss would call someone into the office and close the door if he was going to praise them for stuff.

    Any time somebody walked towards that door, we always told them to bring kneepads.
     
  7. butz

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    Or prison, unless shes been let back quite a few years.
     
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    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    She must've been praying so she can pass a test so her dad will buy her that car.
    Or was burning ants all morning at the bus stop
     
  10. Lumpy

    Lumpy Taylor Swift Actionmaster Super Mod

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    this thread is funny....and yes, you are going to hell...im Lumpy, and ill be your conductor tonight....
     
  11. Tenebrouser

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    I don't see what all the fuss is about. She's just training to be a housewife scrubbing the floors.
     
  12. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    ^I'm actually not sure which is more sexist - this or the original interpretation.
     
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    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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    I'd rather be sexist in a clean way.
     
  14. butz

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    I don't think the first one is all that sexist- if a guy told me his knees hurt I'd suspect he was doing the same thing.
     
  15. Team Jetfire

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    In my understanding, In Canada you should be fine as long as she is 16 plus.

    Either way kinda funny that she said that....without realizing what it may mean and you would only be hell bound if you were the reason her knees hurt.
     
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    Sexist? Reminds me of a joke a woman told me:

    Why don't women ski? There's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
     
  17. Blunticon

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    We're all going because all of our dirty minds are thinking the same thing.
     
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    I'm going to the special hell...
     
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    :lol 

    oh wait I mean, that is highly inapropriate!!!
     
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    I heard with drive and road....
     

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