I'm Billy Mays the Oxi-Clean Guy!

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  1. MushroomPrime

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    FILTHY WHORE LIES. THAT DOCTOR IS A WHORE AND YOU A COMMUNIST FOR SPREADING THIS FILTH.

    As you can see, I am very upset.
     
  3. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Really- we all saw him "perform." Is it actually a surprise that he was on something????
     
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    HUH, theres something in the oxy-clean.
     
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    This. YOU CANNOT DEFILE THAT MAN. YOU JUST CAN'T.
     
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    I'm honestly not THAT surprised.



    I didn't think it was cocaine specifically.
     
  7. TheIncredibleHulk

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    Billy Mays = Doctor Rockso?

    I do COCAINE!!!! :lol 
     
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    Hi, Billy Mays here for white powder that isn't Oxiclean!




    Totally not surprising. It actually explains quite a bit.
     
  9. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    What is the matter with American cleaning product salesmen? Coke ODs, beating up hookers... jeez. Barry Scott just shouts and cleans pennies.
     
  10. MushroomPrime

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    Finally someone gets it
     
  11. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    THIS. :lol 
     
  12. Doug

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    Now the family is trying to cover it up by saying the autopsy report is "Speculative". I bet they knew he was snorking coke.
     
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    When people on this board (myself included) pointed out Micheal Jackson's child abusing past,everybody called the waaahmbulance until the mods had to threaten bans.


    We aren't doing that this time,are we?
     
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    Okay,




    I LOL'd.
     
  15. TheIncredibleHulk

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    I doubt that people were speculating that Jackson died of an overdose of little boys then.
     
  17. MushroomPrime

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    More info

    Heart disease killed him my ass
     
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    That made me lol
     
  19. Gigatron_2005

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    This is the very first thing I thought of when I heard the news. "Im Billy Mays, and I do co-co-co-co-co-cocaine!"

    Because those charges were bullshit at worst, and suspect at best.


    Also,

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    Seriously guys, he does a lot of cocaine.
     
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    I foresee many photoshops of Billy Mays' head on Dr. Rockso's body.
     

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