I'm 16 today!

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  1. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Yes! So I turned 16 today, and now can drive my car legally! Getting my license FINALLY this Wednesday, so shaping up to be a pretty good week for me!
     
  2. bumblebot98

    bumblebot98 Banned

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    Congrats!and :bday 
     
  3. thenatureboywoo

    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    ***NEWS ALERT***

    THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SOUTH DAKOTA TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT.

    YOU ARE ADVISED TO STAY OFF THE ROADS THIS WEEK. HIRAGA IS GETTING HIS DRIVERS LICENSE.

    lol. Congrats Dude.
     
  4. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    Glad my insurance is paid up and I live in a different state...
     
  5. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    oh great, another teen behind the wheel.

    here's some rules for you, kid:

    treat your car like its a part of you.
    dont drink while driving and dont drive while being drunk!
    dont be talking on the phone while driving and dont text while driving as well!
    wear your bloody seatbelt at all times!
    and if you have the radio playing make sure its at an appropriate volume level and that its rock music. preferably metal.

    are we clear on this?!
     
  6. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    *Screams* Clear the roads! I repeat, clear the roads! We got another teen driver on the loose!


    Just kidding. Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one.
     
  7. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    sweet I have to wait till the T-roller is running till I get my Permit.............................She doesn't want me driving the SUV.
     
  8. inferno4565

    inferno4565 Master of Mudkips

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    Happy B-Day dude! Be sure to run down a mailman or two on your first drive! I joke.
     
  9. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    aw, i wanted to post that. but the fact that he's a teen that will get his license in 2 days distracted me
     
  11. Rhapsody_Prime

    Rhapsody_Prime ...such Heroic Nonsence.

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  12. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    i heard there was a birthday here whooo :bday  go and celebrate like teenagers do
     
  13. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Many years ago today something grew
    inside of your mother...
    That thing was you

    YOU

    YOU YOU YOU YOU

    Did she scream did she cry
    Only those that are born are the ones that
    Get to die

    One more year closer to dying
    Rotting organs ripping grinding
    Biological discordance
    Birthday equals self abhorrence

    Years keep passing aging always
    Mutate into vapid slugs
    Doctor gives a new perscription
    Bullet in a fucking gun

    One more year closer to dying
    Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
    You forget why you came in here
    Your mind rots with every New Year

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die

    Now you're old and full of hatred
    Take a pill to masturbatred
    Children point to you and scream
    Because they will become that thing

    One more year of further suffering
    There's no point of fucking bluffing
    Open up your DETHDAY present
    It's a box of fucking nothing

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY
    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die
     
  14. Nachtsider

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    Happy birthday, man. Where's the first place you're gonna take a drive to?
     
  15. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    awesome yo.
     
  16. MetalRyde

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    and now for the blackest gift of all:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Well, that's depressing.
     
  18. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    That was the happiest song I've ever read in my life. Thank you, I'll take that as my present from TFW. :D 
    And thanks to everyone else of course, will be sure to post my birthday haul tomorrow.
     
  19. Ace Convoy

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    ........can u do one for my bday next year?
     
  20. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Glad I could help ;) 

    Sure, I can copy and paste it in your birthday thread next year too :lol 
     

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