"I'll trade you my kidney for your iPad2"

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  1. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    Chinese teenager sells his kidney so he can buy an iPad2

    Man, this kid is going to be filled with regret once the iPad3 comes out. Either that or he's going to try selling his lung next. :crazy: 
     
  2. Haloid1177

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    Ya know, least he could have gotten out of this was a lap dance AND the iPad. Don't sell yourself short, a kidney is important, and being an extortionist can be amusing.
     
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    Man, that's a pretty crummy trade. You can't play angry birds on a kidney.
     
  4. FatalT 71

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    Just when you think you've heard it all...
     
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    Sweet deal. What do you need two kidneys for anyway?
     
  6. tfmad2010

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    (shrug) His choice. Don't see why people have to get bent out of shape over it.
     
  8. Aernaroth

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    Well it's pretty easy to get bent out of shape when there's a big empty spot where an organ used to be.
     
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    as long as he reads iTunes Terms and Conditions or else he can be the next HumancentiPad.
     
  10. Cal

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    Binge drinking.
     
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    Damn, I want an Ipad too, but I'm keeping all of my organs. Never know when you'll need'em.

    I think it'll just be easier to save my money and buy me a laptop. Not only do you need the $900 or so for the Ipad, but for downloading stuff you need a $24/month data-plan as well.
     
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    Suddenly, I'm wondering if he got knockoffs for his money. That would be utterly hilarious.
     
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    Yeah, especially if they experienced any mold degradation.

    Seriously though, if bitches can sell their guava, this randy should be able to sell his salmon. Not really seeing the issue. :) 
     
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    With only one kidney you become a way more efficient drinker.
     
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    my old man traded his kidney for a 73 AMC AMX Javelin






    ....well, It was to his brother (my uncle), and he totally surprised my dad with the car. my uncle is a classic car collector
     

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    Or both and you spend X (6 in my case) years of Hell on dialysis....
     
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    Need to hear the opposing side. Maybe that kidney saved the life of someone important, and that ipad 2 could turn into a robot with a milkshake dispensor.
     
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    I long to be there when the iPad3 is announced.
     
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    I think that's the same kid that keeps posting DOTM spoiler threads in the Movie forum.
     
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    What about that "user deleted" person who despite being banned for making an alt after choosing a retarded username twice, seems to devote 80% of his waking hours to refreshing the forum's main page?
     

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