If your car suddenly transformed...

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  1. red4

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    If this is a topic that's been done to death, I don't mind if this thread is closed or deleted, or whatever.

    But if your car, truck, motorcycle, refrigerator, etc suddenly transformed, how would you react? And do you think it would be an Autobot, Decepticon, or neutral? Would it be male or female?

    (Bonus question: What if your pet suddenly transformed Beast Wars style!?)
     
  2. Mechafire

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    *fap*

    Oh, doh, I mean, uh... I'd be surprised... then I'd take a video... then if it was trying to kill me, I'd run.
     
  3. Autobot Burnout

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    I'd partner up with it and go to Target.

    If I had a car in the first place.
     
  4. Aernaroth

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    I'd ask it where it'd been keeping those robot parts all these years.
     
  5. ninety

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    Good point, I'd also want to know why I've had to put the roof up and down myself all these years, when it could have been doing it for me.
     
  6. Kup-is-Dion

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    I'd ask it why it has stayed a shitty '89 Ford Escort for so long.
     
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    I'd give it a hug and name it something idk. Even if it killed me I would have the best day EVER :D 
     
  8. tomboland

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    mines a Red Mini One so its (i think) a passable Cliffjumper
     
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    It would ask me why I neglect to wash it often and would want an explanation about it's lack of hubcaps. After that it would transform again and drive away.
     
  10. Witwicky Camaro

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    Well, I'd pray it wasn't a Decepticon.
     
  11. Optimus Layne

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    i would hope it throws an m&m's trailer full of candy across the sky and m&m's rained down from the sky like skittles.
     
  12. planetjacker

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    I would hope first that I wasn't in it at the time and then that it wouldn't be a decepticon that wanted to squish me.
     
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    I'd ask it why it never volunteered to drive for me on long trips.

    Then I'd ask it why it never bothered to steal and horde fuel for us.
     
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    I would ask it to drive me to the hospital because there is a good chance that it transformed while I was in it and probably broke my back.
     
  15. tobuttica

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    I'd be super stoked. Every time I see a kick ass car, or piece of construction equipment, I make a comment to my wife, or daughter about how cool it'd be as a Transformer. Then my wife started commenting back about it being evil. I guess I'd probably shit my pants, take some cell phone vid, run like I've shit my pants, and maybe not be obliterated. Those can go in no particular order.
     
  16. kamuix

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    i'd use it to get through traffic. either punting cars in front of me, or run through open areas.
     
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    I'd freak out, and then I'd try to sell it, or maybe it could be my super cool best friend.
     
  18. corruptjoker

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    I would be amazed. My girl and I were driving down the highway last night and I looked at a car hauler and said to her "how awesome would it be it that thing transformed and started chucking cars down the highway".. She giggled and told me never would that happen..
     
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    if it was my older jetta id lol at its 165000 mile ass and ask it why ive had to dump so much money into repairs for it.
     
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    if i had a car and it transformed in to a fembot that will be cool and i get to were i want to go and blow stuff up and destroy who desobeys me
     

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