If you were a Planeteer...

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  1. Bryan

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    ...and you had the ring associated with whatever ethnic group you are, and you were going to kill the other Planeteers, what order would you kill them in?

    Me, I'd start with fire, then kill air, earth, water, and heart in that order. I think some of my reasoning is influenced by my consideration of the original characters. But mostly, I feel like air would be the most dangerous, both in general and to fire specifically. So I'd wanna move fast against her with the element of surprise. Earth is a close second, but even without surprise, I feel like air and fire would be able to take him. Water, I'd just kill her far away from water. Problem solved.

    And heart? Let's be real here.
     
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    Dude what is up with all the random questions tonight :lol 

    I would just kill Captain Planet and be done with it. That guy gets on my nerves.
     
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    A good buddy in high school's mom was all into Wiccan stuff, and told us that Captain Planet had serious Wiccan overtones. There were five, representing the elements, and to summon a creature from out of the earth they turned widdershins, or counterclockwise.

    OoOoOo!
     
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    lolwut?

    So witches are summoning a blue douchebag with a mullet who teaches people to recycle?

    The one thing I never understood was the whole cutting the sixpack of cans holder plastic thing. They always showed a dolphin getting caught in it and suffocating...
     
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    I wouldn't kill Captain Planet, though. If I had all five rings, I'd be afraid that if I summoned him he'd turn on me or I wouldn't be able to banish him. So I would just use the rings themselves.
     
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    I would pick Earth. Fire can be put out by wind and water. Water is only good around bodies of water, Wind is cool, but I figure I could just make a wind prof fortress out of the earth and heart is lame...really, really lame.
     
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    I thought Captain Pollution was cooler.
     
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    If you are multiracial do you get two rings?
     
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    I think that's probably getting a little greedy, and that Gaia wouldn't approve. But I don't make the rules...I'll try to surprise Ted Turner as his home this week and ask him!
     
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    Was it about race?

    I just thought it was the typical team formula

    One white boy, one Black boy, one Asian Girl, one White girl and a wild card (could also be a robot)

    I think that most of the power rangers was based on this...
     
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    Ain't my fault mom got freaky with the red man.
     
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    Yeah, you're probably right. Not American = fire so much as hotheaded city yut = fire, and so on and so forth.
     
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    I'd kill everything with fire...ring.
     
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    I guess you have two, then.

    But be reasonable. They're half-powered. 'Sides, if you're into the Indian thing, wouldn't you rather be Bravestarr?

    Strength of a bear, bear, bear...
     
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    Joseph Gribble?
     
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    Well, Spirit Iron-Knife would be my first choice. Who wouldn't want a pet eagle named Freedom?
     
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    Dude ...

    Did you push the dildo a little too far in and accidentally hit your brain or something?
     
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    I would just use Chuck Norris and to hell with the Rings.
    FTW!!

    Funny, my mother thought the show was New Age and New World Order tainted and didn't want it on in the house.

    After Whoopi Goldberg left the show, it began to suck.

    and i was waiting for a show to air with it from PETA, lol.
     
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    Bravestarr! Strength of a bear, vision of an eagle, hearing of a wolf, speed of a puma - yea for sci-fi westerns! Way cooler than captain planet.

    Also, in agreement with jetfire, heart = lame.
     
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    This.
     
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