If you thought Transformers urinating was bad........

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  1. drmick

    drmick Well-Known Member

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    Then be prepared for farting.

    And Transformer testicles and scrotums.
     
  2. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    Did this need it's own thread?
     
  3. Ratchet2007

    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    You are guilty of making a thread that is not needed !
     
  4. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    So by his logic, the banhammer is the next step!
     
  5. drmick

    drmick Well-Known Member

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    Potentially for the inclusion of toilet humour into the franchise. Bay must have known that the peeing incident did not go down well with fans last time.

    I'm sure he was laughing his head off in the editing room this time. "wait till they get a load f this" I can imagine him saying.
     
  6. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Like I said before, if there is no sack, then there is no scrotum. If Simmons does indeed refer to it as a scrotum, well, he thought Nokia was Japanese in the first movie....
     
  7. Crombiecron

    Crombiecron Planet Muncher

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    yeah because that sounds like a good idea, mwahahaha ill make everyone not want to see my movie thats how ill become rich..... eh yeah sure, nice theory drmick
     
  8. Takara_destron

    Takara_destron Mainly lurking these days

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    Well the scene got a laugh from EVERYONE in the cinema when I saw it, so it obviously isnt going down THAT badly...
     
  9. Thundercrackah

    Thundercrackah Well-Known Member

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    The wrecking balls aren't even BETWEEN his legs, they hang off the bottom of his back.
    The two shots of them are so short that it's not even worth commenting on.
     
  10. Livingdeaddan

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    and you didnt even mention wheelie humping megan fox`s leg.

    although.. i did kinda let it slide, becasue I didn`t see a transformer humping a human leg, I saw spongebob!!
     
  11. Ed Bailey

    Ed Bailey Must.. spend.. money...

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    We only bought a deluxe and two legends from RotF. No more TFs in this house as long as they're related to the Bay films. I'm all for grown-up films, but this is just immature dreck designed for horny teenagers (and the douches who produced this movie). It's a kids franchise ffs and I shouldn't have to explain to our (almost) four year-old why he can't see it.

    If I had only known a couple weeks earlier I wouldn't have bought any RotF toys. If Hasbro wants to see the Transformers brand turned into filth, fine, but the kids in this house aren't gonna be a part of it.
     
  12. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    Great post, would read again.
     
  13. fuzzy_ninja

    fuzzy_ninja little tin goddess

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    What, is this something out of a fanfic?
     
  14. Livingdeaddan

    Livingdeaddan Well-Hated Member

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    I think you reaction is a little strong, but on the other hand, I do agree with you.

    I was thinking, while watching ROTF, that I was glad my son is only 6 months. I would love nothing more than my son to love transformers like his old man did, (to watch him peruse the store TF display over and over for that 1 elusive bot that was definately here last week, haha), but this is not the same Transformers I used to watch.

    Yeah yeah, things move on things change, ok, but the delicacy of childs mind has and will always be the same.
     
  15. fuzzy_ninja

    fuzzy_ninja little tin goddess

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    It's a PG-rated movie. What else would you expect? B|
     
  16. Ratchet2007

    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    It's actually a 12A
     
  17. fuzzy_ninja

    fuzzy_ninja little tin goddess

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    12A Suitable for those aged 12 and over. Those aged under 12 are only admitted if accompanied by an adult at all times during the performance. From here.

    The movie was rated PG-13 in America, which is basically:
    PG-13 The movie may contain intense violence, some sexual content, and/or infrequent strong language. Children under 13 should have parental guidance; however, parental guidance is not legally enforced. From here.


    Since the movie is American-made, I'll go with the MPAA's rating. They rated it for "intense sequences of sci-fi action violence, language, some crude and sexual material, and brief drug material" (here).

    Crude material, hence potty language, fart jokes, scrotums, etc. No surprise here.
     
  18. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Where does the fart joke occur?
     
  19. shroobmaster

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    cool story bro
     
  20. fuzzy_ninja

    fuzzy_ninja little tin goddess

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    No idea, but it was something the OP mentioned. I, for one, find farting robots hilarious.
     

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