If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars...

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  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    What's the first thing you would buy?
     
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    I want my mate...when I get one.
     
  3. MegaMoonMan

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    Probably something cool like a jet ski or a dirt bike, something totally awesome like that.
     
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    I would buy my significant other.
     
  5. spikex

    spikex Nightbird is my bitch

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    I would stick with the wife, together we will make more than a paltry million.
     
  6. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot You can, you up. No can, no BB.

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    :lol  a gun bc i couldn' t live without my significant other :p 
     
  7. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    I'd trade Dran0n for a million dollars any day of the week. Because I know whoever would pay a million dollars for him would give him back in a week, but the money stays.
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    million dollars. You can get more significant others with that cash.
     
  9. TheDemonDzko

    TheDemonDzko Some Internet Guy

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    Honestly? I'd keep my girlfriend. Money -can- buy you happiness. But, if it cost my love? What is it worth?
     
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    Boob job for my new girlfriend:D 

    I win
     
  11. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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  12. kaos

    kaos the original thirteen

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    There's over a 50% chance you'll end up divorced any way. If the odds where the same for getting a million then I might reconsider. Wife goes WOAST.
     
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    Since I don't have a significant other, I'd take the money.

    First thing I'd would buy with it, would be the Takara BW Ravage show figure.
     
  14. EmperorDinobot

    EmperorDinobot I claim your sun!

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    Million dollars. The 'better half' can continue pretending to be 'better' then.
    Pfft.
    All the things I can do with a million dollars...
     
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    LCDR Blindside Banned

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    If I had a million dollars, wouldn't I be exponetially more desirable to women anyway?

    Regardless, love is fleeting, but a good CD will stay at your side forever.
     
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    stick with the significant other, he gave me our son and there isn't a price on that.
     
  17. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Searching for the Infin-Honey Stones

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    Not really. The "50% of marriages end in divorce statistic" is highly misleading because of serial marriers (you know, the ones that go through 3+ spouses. Lot more common than you might think)

    Anyway, I'm unmarried myself, so I'd like to spend the 1,000,000 to find one.
     
  18. kaos

    kaos the original thirteen

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    So it's accurate. Marriage is marriage. Serial or not.
    And in the military divorce is like an epidemic. Seems to be all the rage. :( 
     
  19. Evil Porkchop

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    Million bucks, then I could do 2 chicks at the same time man.
     
  20. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Searching for the Infin-Honey Stones

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    When you phrase it like "There's over a 50% chance you'll end up divorced any way," not really. A more accurate figure (picking numbers because there's no real agreed-upon way of measuring this) would be closer to 35%. And then those 35% will get remarried and divorced enough times to make up another 15% to create the overall divorce statistic of 50%. Accurate, but still misleading.

    The real sad part is that people walk into it with a 50% chance of failure mindset, and that unwittingly sabotages the whole deal.