Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by UltraPrimus56, Aug 8, 2012.
If had the ability to teleport, how would you use it?
To put it as not-dorky as possible, frequent toy shopping in Japan. I'd also try to find some way to use my abilities to help out astronomers.
The girls locker room.
Or I'd teleport Florida to Mars.
Save money on gas, go to exotic places, eat exotic food, take my toy hunting global, and try not to be killed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Teleport to the fridge and back, man.
... in the beginning, anyway ahah.
Gas? What's that?
Public transportation? What's that?
As with any power, I'll end up using it for evil purposes.
Pretty much this, but if someone like Samuel L. Jackson deems it required that I die......well, he's Samuel L. Jackson, what am I supposed to do, say no?
*teleport into James Holme's cell*
*put his head to the wall*
*teleport a few inches forward*
*And back. Forward, and back*
Rinse and repeat.
I'd teleport myself to school. I hate having to walk to school- much prefer going home from school, since that way I can sort of take the air in.
I'd also use Teleport to go to places with the best Fish and Chips. I love Fish.
I'd teleport to your mom's room.
Jokes aside, I'd teleport to anywhere I want to go. I don't like walking.
I'd rob banks.
No joke, I really would. And set up a fort somewhere that only I could teleport to and fill it with beautiful women.
Basically be a douche. Great power brings great responsibility? More like fun times!
The proper way would be to say "NO, MOTHER F***ER!!"
As for teleporting, I would have the most awesome Skywarp cosplay on the planet
You mean like a Fortress of Solitude? With blackjack. And hookers.
To be nostalgic:
I'd like to see the Parthenon again, and the palace of Knossos.
I'd like to see the Blue Mosque again. It was beautiful,and the carpets were soft. It was an active mosque as I recall, I'd love to see it in action, to see all the people attending to pray.
I'd go back to Karon beach in Phuket and have dinner at the Red Onion every evening.
I'd have chocolate truffle ice cream at the hotel I stayed at in Venice. Then peruse the
Then I'd take a stroll at the beach in Martinique in the night. Maybe Cap Chevalier or Anse D'Arlet.
As for new places:
Comic Con. XD
I'd go to Antarctica for like ten minutes to see penguins in nature. Chubby babies.
Also, is Cybertron an option?
Honestly, the best time to be out in a foreign city is at night, that's when all the beggars and salesmen go away, the fun people come out, and the lights come on. Plus all the security would be gone for the day if you were teleporting.
open the fastest shipping business of all time, and i would also use said ability to go buying toys from japan
My Transformers collection would become HUGE... and all of you would mysteriously be missing some.
Money wouldn't be an issue. I would probably wind up Robin-Hooding money all over the place.
I would also live in many different cultures, experience different lifestyles, and get to know human culture better than anyone ever has.
Also, I'd skydive a lot and do dangerous things I could just teleport out of if things turned bad.
^ lol. I'd probably do that.
I'd use it to go where ever I want, which is a lot of places.
Teleport? Hmmm....not really fond of this ability. I would prefer to be a mind reader.
Just to contribute to this thread, if I have teleportation abilities, imma gonna use it to steal money, get wimminz and become a full time a-hole.
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