Devastator, I could hire him out for jobs during the week and he would pay his own way!

 

So stars cream!

 

Six shot.
Your own planet busting weapon

 

Nice choice.

 

Megatron.

 

G1:Jazz

MovieVerse:Optimus Prime

 

rescuebot boulder would be great to hang out with with him and his engineering jokes

 

Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Blaster and Smokescreen.
I like to be a part of a lively group, who knows how to have fun, but can still kick aft.

 

Lockdown. Because he's cool, a very experienced fighter, and he'll share his tech with me.

 

Guardian eh?

From the movie: Probably Ironhide
From the cartoon series: Prowl from Animated or Silverbolt from Beast Wars

 

Grindor.

 

I think I speak for another forum member here... we pick Bayverse Bee *wink

 

For Bayverse gotta go with Hound. Funny, and when the odds are against him, he'll still throw down. That and he's John Goodman.  

 

I'm guessing that would be me... or another person I'm forgetting.   Anyways, yeah my pick would be Bumblebee.

 

Grimlock

 

Trypticon.

 

This. No one expects a human to explode into a robot and murder you. Perfect bodyguard.

 

And not to mention that things can get pretty KINKY.

 

Bruh...things can get kinky with just about any Transformer.
I mean, there's already that whole size difference thing going on...  

 

Yeah but this time not only will it look more natural in her human mode, she can also extend her tongue to other places. Not to mention she's human sized. Basically a robotic sex toy/guardian.