If Transformers were Footballers.

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  1. figsdad

    figsdad Well-Known Member

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    Who would you pick and what Positions would you have..

    Mine is as follows


    ---------------------JAZZ--GOALKEEPER--

    TOPSPIN-RB---IRONHIDE--CB-SOUNDWAVE-CB--SIDESWIPE-LB


    -CRANKCASE-RW--ROADBUSTER.MFC-BUMBLEBEE MFC--CROWBAR-LW


    ------------PRIME--STRIKER------MEGATRON---STRIKER-----


    MANAGER--FALLEN-SUBS-JOLT-JETFIRE-SENTINAL.PRIME-SHOCKWAVE-RATCHET,DINO.
     
  2. LacksAFace

    LacksAFace Devastator's Balls

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    Wait, no.

    I'd have the Autobots/Cons which are best at being tripped over.
     
  3. WTDylio

    WTDylio Where is Jessica Hyde?

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    I'd have Devastator in goal, who can anyone possibly get past that?
    I wouldn't have the Wreckers, as they'd be sent off for harassing the other side
    Dino, Sideswipe, Sideways, the Arcee triplets and Jazz are fast, so they'd be strikers, although Bumblebee would be a sub and be a goal poacher, taking all the credit
    Ratchet would be the crap doctor
    Jolt would be the new guy who gets sent on for about 5 minutes, then sits on the bench for the rest of the season
    I don't really know about the others, I guess that the big guys (Ironhide, Bonecrusher) Would be in defence, Optimus could be the manager, whilst Jetfire is the cranky coach who gets angry at everything the team does
     
  4. Nachtsider

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    Slow day in the Movie forum, I see.
     
  5. Grandum

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    Ok...here's a team that not only could, but would beat that:

    Goalkeeper: Fortress maximus

    RB: Metroplex
    CB: Unicron
    CB: Primus
    LB: Omega Supreeme

    RW: Nightbird
    MFC: Bludgeon
    LW: Animated Prowl

    Strikers: Optimal Optimus, Shockblast, Optimus Prime


    Managers: Strika & Obsidian
     
  6. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    If the Autobots were footballers they'd be Bayern Munich because they win most of the time and only a couple of their best guys are actually German manufactured.
     
  7. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    There's only so many repeats of old topic ideas people can handle within a twenty-four hour period. Something had to give eventually.

    This is probably more a General TF Discussion topic than a Movie Forum one though. Unless it gets classed as spam and removed rather than just moved.

    As for TF perfect for Football, how about Armada Minicon Dead End as the ball? With his gun in ball mode too he can be a perfect 'shot' every time.
     
  8. mattimus

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    wait futball or football?
     
  9. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Proper football. The one where they use their feet more when dealing with the ball. Hence 'foot' ball.
     
  10. Chromia217

    Chromia217 I luv Mark Hamill

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    Yeah I thought futball too, because it doesn't sound like American football.
     
  11. WTDylio

    WTDylio Where is Jessica Hyde?

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    "fut"ball??? What?!?!?
     
  12. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    'Fut' sounds like a small fart. Proper foot-using football isn't a small fart.

    But I'm getting off-thread.

    What about some football-inspired TF names?

    At the very least Kicker from Energon must be on the team. If only so he can be beaten up during a pitch invasion. :) 
     
  13. mrgalvaprime

    mrgalvaprime #BanTJ

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    Banned for using oversised players
     
  14. SavageThunder

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    futball with a u in it is from a movie. rugby is what england calls our version of football. exceppt more accidents and injuries.
     
  15. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    And Austrialian Football is neither soccer, american football, or rugby.

    The Stunticons would be awesome at Australian Football.
     
  16. WTDylio

    WTDylio Where is Jessica Hyde?

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    Rugby is completely different to American football........................



    somehow
     
  17. Russian fan

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    I think, Jetfire would be a referee. Without him the match quickly would escalated into a battle!
    Oh! I would be glad to look at this football...
     
  18. figsdad

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    Aye jetfire as the ref ha ha..
     
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    I think Bonecrusher should play hurling.
     
  20. Aernaroth

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    Optimus Prime keeps getting carded for improper tackling, and once Sentinel switches sides, The Decepticon Football Club (DFC) gets a penalty for too many men on the field. Robots on the field. Whatever.
     

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