Funny story: I stop at the gas station last night after I got off work (around midnight) and after gassing up my car I decided I had a sweet tooth so I turn to go into the gas station and turn around just in time to see a rather small woman in a very short skirt getting out of a large SUV, the door opens, she swings sideways facing me legs fully spread and flashes me her bare kitty cat Brittany style. Better yet, she sits there like that for a full 15-20 seconds and had to know full well I was staring right at "it". So, I end up behind her in line and the cashier says, "You going out?" to which she answers, "No, I'm working right now, I'm on break." then the conversation went into which strip club she worked at. I went home and told my wife - for some reason she didn't think it was as funny as I thought it was.