I thought I saw a puddy tat...

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Funny story:

    I stop at the gas station last night after I got off work (around midnight) and after gassing up my car I decided I had a sweet tooth so I turn to go into the gas station and turn around just in time to see a rather small woman in a very short skirt getting out of a large SUV, the door opens, she swings sideways facing me legs fully spread and flashes me her bare kitty cat Brittany style. Better yet, she sits there like that for a full 15-20 seconds and had to know full well I was staring right at "it".

    So, I end up behind her in line and the cashier says, "You going out?" to which she answers, "No, I'm working right now, I'm on break." then the conversation went into which strip club she worked at.

    I went home and told my wife - for some reason she didn't think it was as funny as I thought it was. :D 
     
  2. Gnaw

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    :lolol 
     
  3. Foster

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    Strip club my ass. I have no doubt she was working, though.
     
  4. Codimus Prime

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    nice... she sounds classy.
     
  5. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    wish that happened to me...
     
  6. pscoop

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    Yeah my wife usually misses the humor when I have stories involving strange women and nudity. Chicks need to get a better sence of humor.
     
  7. unicron's blues

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  8. misterd

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    You... told... your wife.

    You may as well have said "You know, I think that that dress DOES make you look fat."
     
  9. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    We aren't like that - she was just basically like, "That's nice dear."
     
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    I can't believe no one has posted this yet....


    :useless 

    Which reminds me of when I went to see Tool last year. My buddy spent the time before the show using his camera phone to take pictures of strange beavers. Then told me about it while we were standing next to my wife.

    Now THAT'S classy, and smart.
     
  11. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    I bet you forgot all your knee. :lol 
     
  12. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Exactly what I was thinking
     
  13. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    Best Story Ever.
     
  14. Star Sabre James

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    Well if you want to see that cat again you know where it works.
     
  15. Methos

    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Gee I wonder why. :p 
     
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    If you'll pardon the expression: there's something fishy about that.
     
  17. rattrap007

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    Man I love your stories...
     
  18. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Would you think it was funny if she told you that not only did some guy flash his wang at her, but she stared at it for 15-20 seconds?
     
  19. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Probably.

    Though knowing her if some guy did that, she'd probably kick him in the nuts. After all, we are talking about the woman I saw knock a guy out for touching her breast.
     
  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Was it you when you guys first met?
     

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