Funny story: I stop at the gas station last night after I got off work (around midnight) and after gassing up my car I decided I had a sweet tooth so I turn to go into the gas station and turn around just in time to see a rather small woman in a very short skirt getting out of a large SUV, the door opens, she swings sideways facing me legs fully spread and flashes me her bare kitty cat Brittany style. Better yet, she sits there like that for a full 15-20 seconds and had to know full well I was staring right at "it". So, I end up behind her in line and the cashier says, "You going out?" to which she answers, "No, I'm working right now, I'm on break." then the conversation went into which strip club she worked at. I went home and told my wife - for some reason she didn't think it was as funny as I thought it was.
Yeah my wife usually misses the humor when I have stories involving strange women and nudity. Chicks need to get a better sence of humor.
You... told... your wife. You may as well have said "You know, I think that that dress DOES make you look fat."
I can't believe no one has posted this yet.... Which reminds me of when I went to see Tool last year. My buddy spent the time before the show using his camera phone to take pictures of strange beavers. Then told me about it while we were standing next to my wife. Now THAT'S classy, and smart.
Would you think it was funny if she told you that not only did some guy flash his wang at her, but she stared at it for 15-20 seconds?
Probably. Though knowing her if some guy did that, she'd probably kick him in the nuts. After all, we are talking about the woman I saw knock a guy out for touching her breast.
