I think i have heightarexia lol

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  1. beachbabe

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    Hi guys i have a phobia of getting short or being short. I am quite tall for a girl i guess around 5'7 and half which is pretty tall considering i am Asian as Asians are generally petite. But seriously i think have heightarexia ive been obessed about my height all the time. When i was a little kid i hate being tall, wanted to be short, and now i am average/tall and i want to be taller. So ive been really concious about my height.

    Ive been looking for growth pills, im 18 so i think im pretty much done :(  I know this is going to sound crazy but im not going to be happy untill im 6ft3 i want to be taller then i am now!. Every week i measure my height and depending on the time of day sometimes im a little bit taller. Ive done weird things like measure m height lying down on the floor, measure my arm span etc just like an anorexic would measure her weight. Except i am obessed with height even thinking that head hair might be making me taller, or worrying about my stature.
    :)  But i hope stretching will do the trick?
     
  2. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    heightarexia surely means you starve yourself of altitude. but growth pills?!?!!? seriously don't, that shit sounds wierd.
     
  3. a person

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    So, you are a asian with heightarexia? ...This sounds like a serious problem.
     
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    Joke poster confirmed, right? Right?
     
  5. beachbabe

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    Well i just have an obession with wanting to be tall no matter what my height is i still want to be tall and grow like Jack and the beanstalk :) 
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    i think it was only the beanstalk that grew. you must be thinking of Alice in wonderland.
     
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    I'd certainly hope so.
     
  8. McBradders

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    Two words a lot of women live by; High Heels. PM Wheeljaxx

    :lol 
     
  9. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    the standing blow job makes girls under 5' 8" a valuable commodity. LOL!

    i'm not really sexist, just sexy.
     
  10. QuinJester

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    You clearly need one of these:

    [​IMG]

    And heightarexia is totally not a word.
     
  11. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    *yell at the man to move his head aside*

    oh yeah I lol'd
     
  12. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I don't believe that you're only 5"7 - you should post some pictures of yourself next to common items so we know for sure. Then we can help you.
     
  13. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    ........this whole thing is starting to become creepy...

    I think you are right.

    And short girls are hot too.
     
  15. Banshee

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    It's fair to assume most guys like girls shorter than they are.

    My theory is that, ultimately, all tall girls become lesbians.
     
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    or strippers.
     
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    6'3" !?!

    That's a huge bitch!
     
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    You just won this thread. Great post.
     
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