I saw boobs at Walmart this morning...

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Well - a boob.

    I was at Walmart this morning picking up a few birthday gifts for my son Logan (he turned 6 today) and I was standing at the checkout line behind this girl who was obviously a stripper. She was very thin, I'd say probably a little too thin, with huge knockers (probably fake) and wearing sweat pants and a small spaghetti string tank top that was cut off right below her breasts. It was also pretty obvious she was not wearing a bra.

    She bends over to grab something off the lower shelf next to the checkout line and when she reaches forward - pop out comes a boob from under the tank top, nipple in full view, I kind of chuckled to myself, she quickly pulled her shirt back down, and the woman in line behind me got a disgusted look on her face.

    The real funny part is how casual the girl who had the tit flop was acting about it, she continued to stand there and chit chat with the cashier like nothing ever happened (again, I'm sure she was a stripper - so I guess no big deal for her).

    anyway... funny story.
     
  2. Frank Horrigan

    Frank Horrigan YAR! I be posting!

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    I came into this thread expecting it to be a story about giant man tits. Seriously, the walmart change rooms are there for a reason. Christ walmart sicks me out.
     
  3. Kickback

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    Best boob shot ever had to be at Cybercon, bless this poor woman's soul. She had won some hourly prize and, as she's walking up to the stage, POP ... one flops out.
     
  4. Shin-Gouki

    Shin-Gouki Rebuilding Veteran

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    I've always maintained that if Target grew a brain and opened some 24 Hour Stores I would never set foot in Wal-Mart again.
     
  5. AlphaPrime

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    Man i see cute girls*some cashiers even* at WM all the time, but never has one had a boob pop out!!! NO FAIR!
     
  6. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    I once saw a popped out boob at a store; too bad it was breast-feeding a baby at the time.
     
  7. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    I've only seen pictures of these fabled "tits" you speak of. Hilarity ensued.
     
  8. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    Best thread title EVAR!
     
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    Did Logan see the boob?
     
  10. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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  12. JD

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    Was it made out of titanium? :p 
     
  13. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Iwondered that as well. What could be a better birthday present for a 6 year old then huge fake stripper titties? I know that's been on my birthday wish list since I was around 4.
     
  14. Tech Spec

    Tech Spec Breeze Loo

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    mmmm boobies
     
  15. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    woo fake boobs!

    did you get a hard on?
     
  16. eyeballkid

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    Thanks to some fans typing that they had an orgasm upon the release of a single picture, my guess is yes...I don't understand internet ...
     
  17. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    No... I didn't get a hard on my wife has some of the FINEST boobs on the planet, so I'm a bit spoiled when it comes to boobs, not that I don't enjoy looking at boobs of all shapes and sizes, it's just that it would take very exceptional ones to give me a hard on simply by seeing them (now playing with them would be another matter).

    No, Logan did not see them, he wasn't with me.
     
  18. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    oh for the love of god.

    i keed.

    I KEED!

    KA
    -hates emoticon...ing.
     
  19. Foster

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    Poor Logan. Missed opportunity.

    Hell, poor me!
     
  20. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    Ahhh yes... This reminds me of the days when I lived in Vegas where I'd be grocery shopping at a Vons at like 3AM and all the strippers would be there shopping as well...

    Or when I'd have strippers sitting next to me in my ECON 101 class...:lol 
     

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