...man that thread title is just channeling DC right there. so yeah, i ripped my pants something fierce. check it: i mean how the hell does that happen? crotch rips, sure, but this? all i know is i was at this restaurant, abt to pay for my take out and when i reach for my wallet i was like WTF?! hadta pull down my shirt a bit to cover up the humongous gaping hole and shuffled out of the place quicktime, with a straight face. lucky that day instead of tighty whities i was wearing black briefs... ...yeah you like dat.