Yesterday, a football player (I think, linebacker) bumped into me and started freaking out and saying he was melting because he touched me. Now, I may be a creep (who plays guitar and is not a virgin! w00t!) but I can get pretty pissed when someone does that. So I wait for him to walk by and right when he passes me, I knock him in the back of the head with the world's largest Biology book. He staggers a bit, then socks me in the jaw. Now, you might think that may have knocked me out but believe me, I am made of stronger stuff. So I land a blow to his privates, sock him in the back, and leg drop him ( He was tall!!!). He's on the ground and, just to be badass, I step on him and start flexing what I have (which ain't much.). He then reaches up, grabs me by the balls and knocks me down. He was about to castrate me when Mrs. Smith and Coach Stewart pull us off of each other and send us to the office. We got suspended yesterday and I had to delay a review in http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fficial-transformers-fanfic-review-totfr.html. Now, am I badass or what?