I REALLY am that strong.

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  1. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    Yesterday, a football player (I think, linebacker) bumped into me and started freaking out and saying he was melting because he touched me. Now, I may be a creep (who plays guitar and is not a virgin! w00t!) but I can get pretty pissed when someone does that. So I wait for him to walk by and right when he passes me, I knock him in the back of the head with the world's largest Biology book. He staggers a bit, then socks me in the jaw. Now, you might think that may have knocked me out but believe me, I am made of stronger stuff. So I land a blow to his privates, sock him in the back, and leg drop him ( He was tall!!!). He's on the ground and, just to be badass, I step on him and start flexing what I have (which ain't much.). He then reaches up, grabs me by the balls and knocks me down. He was about to castrate me when Mrs. Smith and Coach Stewart pull us off of each other and send us to the office. We got suspended yesterday and I had to delay a review in http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...fficial-transformers-fanfic-review-totfr.html.

    Now, am I badass or what?
     
  2. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    Silly Wabbit, nut shots are for kids, especially if you do it first.
     
  3. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    not really, nut shots are the easy way out for most. Either way, cool story bro, now GTFO
     
  4. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    This might have been a really cool story if we were still in high school. No, I don't think it would have been even then.

    Congratulations, you can sucker punch a guy with a textbook and hit him in the genitals. You are clearly a world champion fighter.
     
  5. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    A guy bumped into you...so you hit him in the head with a book and punched him in the nuts?

    Wow, you really are a badass. I wish I could be half as awesome as you are.
     
  6. Tacitron

    Tacitron An exceptional nut sack

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    This thread will not end well.
     
  7. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    He grabbed your sack? lulz
     
  8. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    In the interest of accuracy, cybertron2006 started the balltouching.
     
  9. Boo

    Boo Addicted to candy canes.

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    There seemed to be a lot of nut play going on in that so-called "fight" of yours. Congratulations, I guess.
     
  10. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    Fight is void because you hit him in the family jewels.
     
  11. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    Hey, at least he's not a virgin.
     
  12. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    He also used a "weapon" to aid him. Double voided.
     
  13. Metalhead

    Metalhead hates things

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    So you hit im in the back of the head with a heavy object..... I'd say that makes you a coward.
     
  14. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Real men don't go for the nuts.

    And I'd watch your back in case the guy comes back and lodges a book in your neck when you're not looking.
     
  15. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Perfect By Nature

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    but he's not a virgin!!11
     
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    Liege Prime Well-Known Member

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    Wait a minute... you play the guitar AND had sex? That's ridiculous, nobody is that badass.
     
  17. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    So, let me get this right: You start a fight where you kick a guy in the groin, and hit him in the head with a heavy book.

    Sorry, you're not a "badass". You're only the last 3 letters of that word.
     
  18. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    sucka punch = epic failz
     
  20. Cavshock

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    Wrong. Real men do what it takes to win. Nobody asks how you won the fight, they ask if you won.

    You should learn a few lessons cybertron2006, nut shots aren't all they are cracked up to be. Adrenaline can cut the pain in the heat of battle and if someone wears very loose fitting pants, the pants can actually absorb the blow (on an upward ark), leaving you with a very angry opponent.

    What is manly in a fight? Fish hooks, biting, and scratching? I do admit fish hooking in a fight is pretty funny.

    Chuck
     
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