Need to see some new horror flicks. It's that time of year, after all! The last good one I saw was The Devil's Rejects. Here's what I'm looking for: 1. T&A. I can't stress this enough. Someone who fills out a pair of jeans like Sherrie Moon Zombie and talks nasty is preferred. I met her backstage at Ozzfest back in the radio days. Fuck is she tall up close. 2. A charming, engaging villan. No mutes in masks. I'll take zombies in a pinch but they kind of bore me. Shuffle, shuffle, there's lots of us. Fuck off. 3. Cool weapons. You know, like a boomstick, a chainsaw on the end of your arm. Or a scythe. That's a fun word, isn't it? Scythe. Hook me up.