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  1. Foster

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    Need to see some new horror flicks. It's that time of year, after all! The last good one I saw was The Devil's Rejects. Here's what I'm looking for:

    1. T&A. I can't stress this enough. Someone who fills out a pair of jeans like Sherrie Moon Zombie and talks nasty is preferred. I met her backstage at Ozzfest back in the radio days. Fuck is she tall up close.

    2. A charming, engaging villan. No mutes in masks. I'll take zombies in a pinch but they kind of bore me. Shuffle, shuffle, there's lots of us. Fuck off.

    3. Cool weapons. You know, like a boomstick, a chainsaw on the end of your arm. Or a scythe. That's a fun word, isn't it? Scythe.

    Hook me up.
     
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    Did you happen to like Aliens? If you did, look up Dog Soldiers. It's just like Aliens, only better with werewolves, the British Army and Kevin McKidd with a big fucking sword. Unfortunatley no T&A, the only chick in the film is a bit of a dog.
    I also enjoyed Creep. Good looking chick gets trapped in the London Underground and gets chased by an albino mutant bastard. Pretty creepy.
    The Descent is in the same vein as well. A bunch of semi good looking chicks go potholing in an unexplored cave system. Cue albino blind nutters howling after them in the dark.
    To be honest I think you're going to be hard pressed to find all three of your requirements in one film, generally I find they only drop in T&A to compensate for other areas being crap.
     
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    Seven? Can't remember if it had T&A, but it was one hell of a thriller.

    Also, Jeepers Creepers. First, not the second.
     
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    Transformers the movie, just skip all the robot parts.

    Oh the horror.
     
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    Undead...one of the best zombie movie in a long time, but sadly no t&a.
     
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    Well, for classic movies, there's always Candyman. Or most of the Nightmare on Elm Street stuff (especially 3, 4, and FVJ). Not especially scary, but still fun.

    As for new stuff, haven't heard or seen anything lately that I'd really recommend. I do want to check out 30 Days of Night and Zombie's remake of Halloween, but that's about it.
     
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    Brotherhood of the wolf
     
  9. ShortCircuit

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    There was this one movie back in the 80's I friggin cant remember the name of it......

    It was about these kids locked in a mall overnight for some reason with this security guard robot roving around trying to kill everyone....ill search for it.....I may be back....

    edit: Chopping Mall

    lawl.
     
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    ROBOT BLOOD! FTW!
     
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    = American Psycho (Unrated Version)
     
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    When I was young I rented Silent Night, Deadly Night. Don't remember about the premise but there are T&A, including a nake chick getting nailed on the horns of an antelop. No joke.


    I heard Cabin Fever's got lots of hot sex scenes. Haven't seen it yet though.
     
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    Oh the days of ol blue balls lol....I watched it w some girl back in tha days, but she gave me a hickie and put a band-aid over it, I left her house then I went over to my other girlfriends house and she busted me out when I sweated so hard the band aid came off, Ill never forget that night.....

    link to chopping mall trailer classic.

     
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    Nope, there is one bedroom scene, and it barely makes it to foreplay. IIRC.
    Also, the film sucked. Its awful.
     
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    Yup, Cabin Fever was an awful movie. Howevr I second the nominations for American Psycho, Undead, Jeepers Creepers, and Brotherhood Of The Wolf (especially this one. It's an amazing movie).
     
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    Hell yeah that movie was crazy . Now THAT'S a saw


    Also though triangle head was cool in Silent Hill. And a sick barbed wire scene

    The dead babe in 13 Ghosts has a great set of boobors
     
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    I love the scene where he rips the clothes, then the skin off that chick. Gave me a chub
     
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    Chopping Mall's awesome. I love that movie. For some reason, the three security robots all have different colors of lasers...

    ...yeah, the mall security robots are equipped with lethal lasers. Shoplift at your peril.

    Howzabout Blood Diner? This '87 classic is about a vegetarian health-food restaurant that serves human flesh...it's hilarious and gruesome, has the T&A requirement (including, at one point, topless cheerleaders. Lots of 'em), and a disembodied, verbally abusive brain.

    And that's not even all that this gem has going for it...
     
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    What's T&A?
     
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    jeepers creepers was awesome.
     

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