..... and I wore pants and mighty whiteys, no diapers here. Anyhow on a more serious note, I did my my lawn. I was amused by my girlfriend on the back deck with a complete WTF look as I was going around in circles. It's been fight lately to mow due to time/work/weather, so it has been mowed in 3 sections the past 2 weeks until I had time and the weather cooperated with me on Mon. So me being myself wondered how to mow it this time around. I started in the back yard and starting near my firepit(understatement of the year if u been there when I lit it lol) and went in an ever increasing circle. I kept it going around the trees and deck and everything else with the exception of the outer edge of the property and the back of the house. Now when I am on my deck I smile triumphantly while looking at my yard and the nice mowed circles that cover it. If I could only get all the spot to grow in from the 17.5 semi loads of dirt I spread last year it would be pretty awesome. Now it has me thinking, what else can I do for amusement while I mow. Debated a Transformers logo or Bot or Con shields in the yard, but lots of detail there which is lacking on a tractor, well at least easily. Was thinking of other stupid things to do for designs while I mow. I have lots of space that backyard is roughly 1 acre by itself, as is the front, but it has lots more obstacles and trees/drive/well/etc. PS we needed an amusing thread here.