I love beer! I love women!

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  1. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ok, first off, the back story (I'll make it short): year ago, met an amazing girl, fell head over heels for her, got some action out of it, we ended up as "just friends" even though we both know we both have feelings for each other. Sucked, whatever, stayed friends with her.

    Bite me naysayers, that's the kind of person I am.

    And you know what? It was SO fucking worth it. Said girl does a lot of things, works with kids, stand up comedy, and she sings.

    So, tonight I went to see her sing to support my friend. So, the organizer of the event is a friggin Nazi when it comes to seating. There are about 12 performers and people to see all of them... well, anyway, I get seated at a small table, wish my friend good luck and she goes off to change into her dress. I order a beer and down it fast (I was thirsty) and I order a second. A few minutes later, Seat Nazi sits a girl at my table... a smoking hot girl. I, of course, am pleased. So, my friend does her song, and I start talking with Hottie Hot Hottie, we're laughing having a good time...

    Then Seat Nazi rears her ugly head and tells Hottie she can't perform because she didn't sell any tickets. Well, I step up and tell Seat Nazi that I'm buying a ticket, so she can still go on stage, right? Nazi takes my money and tells Hottie to go take a seat in the bull pen and wait. She's #6 on line. She thanks me about 10 times or so, and takes a seat. She sings... and oh MAN can that girl sing. She finishes and she sits back down at the table, next to me this time (she was across the table from me at first) and we exchange numbers.

    So... I'm so friggin happy! If any of you know me well enough, you'd know I so need a girlfriend... and while I'm hopeful, I'm NOT going to rush ANYTHING with this girl.

    Now you know why I'm saying I love women... but why beer? Without beer, I wouldn't have been loose enough to talk to the girl in the first place... and now I have a hot girl's number!!!

    No, you can't have it.

    Now, a question: how long should I wait before calling Hottie Hot Hottie?
     
  2. DevilzFan

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    3 weeks minimum.



    :p 

    I never understood the '2 day rule', just call when it feels right. If it feels right tomorrow, do it.
     
  3. Zerus

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    Beer does amazing things..i get the same way bro!
    Congrats!
     
  4. Foster

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    Call her right after you post pics.
     
  5. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    That's what I'm thinking, actually. These stupid games men and women play...

    As for when it feels right, dude, I want to call her NOW.... but that would just be creepy and desperate...

    and why clue her in to my true personality THIS early in knowing her?
     
  6. DevilzFan

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    You sir, truly are Ethan!

    Congrats!
     
  7. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, I'll do that right after SamiWCP posts pics of Angelina Jolie and Kathy Ireland playing poker while a salmon rapes a baby shark in the background.
     
  8. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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  9. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Are you saying you're not creepy and desperate?
     
  10. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Was there a brother/sister connection?
     
  11. DevilzFan

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  12. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    If I said that was true, I'd be lying.

    Sorry to ruin your hard-on, Hulk, but no.
     
  13. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    damnit damnit damnit!
     
  14. Los

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    Call her tomorrow afternoon and set up something for this weekend. Good luck bro!
     
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    Dude seriously :lolol 



    Good luck Zeta...and remember, beer like anything can be very powerful and with great power comes great responsibility...Do not phone her while drunk.
     
  16. Star Sabre James

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    Wait till Friday to call. See if you are able to do something on the weekend with her. Once you set it up then post pictures of her.
     
  17. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    Screw the Rules. Call her and ask her out for a drink. Girls like men with confidence. Let her know you like her more than her voice and all that good stuff.
     
  18. Wyvern

    Wyvern Velvet Sanchez

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    Do the 2 day rule shit. That would be Friday right. Ask her out. But you might not get a date till after the weekend since we're already so close to it. But if you do get a date for the weekend then you are god!!
     
  19. Rodimus Major

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    Ignore the stupid "rules." If you wait until friday, she might already have made plans.
     
  20. eyeballkid

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    The world population would dramatically begin to decline if not for beer, alcohol, and the like!

    There IS a reason for everything...
     

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