I love beer! But I hate women!

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Unlike Zeta's overdrawn, "LOOK AT ME SCORE I'M AWESOME!" thread, I get to do the fun one where reality comes back in to play.

    Boy likes girl.
    Girl likes boy.
    Girl remembers she has boyfriend that she doesn't like.
    Girl is unable to break things off with boyfriend because she's afraid to hurt boyfriend.
    Girl looks to be emotionally unstable.
    Boy who likes girl decides to analyze girl with fellow men.
    All men agree girl has underlying issues.
    All men agree girl is a good friend but it's suicide to do anything else.
    All men secretly plot to get in girls pants anyways.
    Girl takes two week break from boyfriend.
    Girl comes to original boy with this information.

    Boy is now confused.

    Kickback = boy
     
  2. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Boyfreind=zero

    Kickback=hero
     
  3. ABH1979

    ABH1979 Blue Boba Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    Looks like you've got two weeks to hit it. Get moving!
     
  4. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Yes but it looks to be a difficult hit. Plus I've yet to find myself sexually attracted to her. I mean, yeah, she's cute, yeah, I'm sure it'll be great ... but holy fuck, talk about an ADDICTING personality.
     
  5. Team Jetfire

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    how much personality does the back of her head have?

    Just a thought...
     
  6. ABH1979

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    Oh wow, so you really do like this girl? Damn, in that case just talk to her, try and get a gauge on how she's feeling about her b/f and you.
     
  7. planetjacker

    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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    LOL at that one.
     
  8. Rokkit 2.0

    Rokkit 2.0 Nay, we are but men.

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    'she's afraid to hurt boyfriend' = still attached to boyfriend

    And she has issues?

    All that means you=stay far away.

    Easy to say, I know...
     
  9. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    That was all too linear. I didn't make it past the second line.

    I'm sorry.
     
  10. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Drink a beer first. It helps. Trust me.
     
  11. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    whatabout women that serve beer?
     
  12. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I've had about four tonight.

    And I'm rather down too, I know that helps.
     
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    Heh. I thought I'd be happy since its guaranteed that I've got a chance with this girl that looks like Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years...but shes not really my type. But man is she fucking hot. I have a choice between choice 1, my ex; choice 2, cute comic book nerd; and choice 3, hot Winnie cooper stripper. I just want the cute comic book nerd :( 
     
  14. ABH1979

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    From your choices, I'd go with the cute comic book chick in a second.
     
  15. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I'd vouch stripper, if only for one of those "Yeah, I did a stripper" stories that comes in handy at a bar.

    Hell, that's about the only reason I did an Abercrombie model. So I could say I did an Abercrombie model.
     
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    Oh, I'm going to do her for sure. But when it comes to who I want to seriously date, its an other story.
     
  17. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Oh.

    Pfft. I never mentioned dating.
     
  18. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    I think girl just ran back to her boyfriend?

    Who knows. This is what I get for trying to care. Back to obscurity, woosh!
     
  19. Wyvern

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    Man, this has happened to me 3 times in a row now! Fuck that shit! Why the fuck do I keep meeting these chics with retarded boyfriends?? Best advise is to listen to Rokkit.
     
  20. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I don't see the point in trying to work girls who are taken. It rarely gets anywhere of consequence.
     

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