I just witnessed a robbery!

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  1. cambaprecoz

    cambaprecoz Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday about 9:30 pm I was standing in a corner near my aunt's house.
    the corner across the street is very dark because a lightpole is missing since the past week, anyways, there were two girls probably 18-20 years of age walking at the dark area across the street, when suddenly a taxi stopped near them, and some fatso in an emo outfit came and took the girls purse, back to cab and they ran away. The girl began to cry as she headed to her home I think.

    I'm shocked since yesterday.
     
  2. SPLIT LIP

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    Did you call the police?
     
  3. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    The good thing is that the only the girl's purse was taken and not a limb or her life...on the other hand I can only imagine how it must be to have something taken by force.

    If you can help to identify the guy write down everything you remember right now: what happened, what the guy looked like, clothes, haircolor, those things so that if the police ask for witnesses you'll remember.
     
  4. MegaPrime33

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    I was in a bank when it was being robbed. I had no idea it was even happening. I walked in, stood in the back filling out my deposit slip, and when I get to the front I see people crying and whatnot. Teller told me they just got robbed.

    Nobody got hurt but I got screwed because it was a federal bank and I had to wait for the FBI to show up before I got to leave. I was there for like 2 hours.
     
  5. Lock Cade

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    To quote Jackie Gleason from his role as Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit: "What the hell is the world comin' to?"
     
  6. Lance Halberd

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    Emo outfit? So what are we talking here, skinny jeans, a tight vintage t-shirt referencing pop culture of the 70s or 80s, a dark-colored hoodie or zip-up cardican, Chuck Taylors, a white belt, wrist bands, chunky glasses, a canvas shoulder bag?

    I find this hard to believe.

    Mainly because they don't make emo clothes for fat people. A fat person would never fit into skinny jeans or a tight vintage t-shit. Besides, fat people can't be emo because fat people are jolly. Emo's are not jolly. Maybe you were thinking goth?

    I think you're still in McDonald's using their Wi-Fi connection.
     
  7. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    QFT!!!
     
  8. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Shouldn't the thread title have been I witnessed a robbery last night?
     
  9. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I beg to differ. There was a girl I saw who was wearing the "skinny" jeans and a tight t-shirt, and she should NOT have been in them. Honestly, do people look in the mirror and say, "I LOOK GOOD!" when their gut is poking out and they have muffin top? I know it's their right to wear whatever they want, but I don't go strolling around in clothes that are too small for me!
     
  10. Lance Halberd

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    Right, because as a wise, and rather sexy man once said:

    Just because she was wearing them doesn't mean they fit her. If emo clothes were made for fat people, they wouldn't bulge out of them like glistening, overstuffed pork sausages, as this poor, horribly misguided woman obviously was.

    I think you validated the point instead of begging to differ with it.
     
  11. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    DAMN.

    B-b-but she did manage to be able to put them ON. That's what I meant!

    ...glistening, overstuffed pork sausages... :puke: 
     
  12. Cheetatron

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    Wow that's crazy and f***ed up.
     
  13. cambaprecoz

    cambaprecoz Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I'm not at McDonald's anymore, BTW.

    BUt have you considered that maybe he was waering all black so he wouln't be recognized?, he was wearing a hood so I couln't see the guys face!
     
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    I think the lesson here is muffin top FTL.
     
  15. Lance Halberd

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    All black with a hood?

    All black with a hood!?

    Are you saying this petty criminal was a Benedictine monk?!?

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I don't understand why people allow themselves to go around with muffin top. Seriously, BUY A LARGER SIZE!
     
  17. Lance Halberd

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    Because by buying a larger size, they must admit to themselves that they are fat sacks of crap. Denial is a very powerful trick in the brain's magic bag of things that keep humans from going insane.
     
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    Batman wears all black...did the assailant have molded nipples?
     
  19. Dark_Convoy

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    When I was fat I was angry.
     
  20. Gigatron_2005

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    They think they look trendy in a shirt too small. However they are unaware of the weight and size limit. :puke2: 
     

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