Dude, I'm glad all my neighbor does is consistently park too close to the car port making damn difficult to get my car out every morning. He works 3rd shift and I work first, so I hardly ever see him. Even our other neighbors and our landlord have complained to him, but he still won't part his car two fucking feet more to the right. The thing that really pissed me off is his excuse was that he parked that way so he would be closer to his door and I had a shorter walk to mine. Total BS because the car port is on the other side of the building where my door is. But hey, at least I don't have drug-dealing, animal-abusing assholes that love loud music at 4 AM. Alliteration, ftw!
