I got my ass kicked by a saw. And it wasn't even on.

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  1. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    Earlier today I was setting up a big meiter (sp? lol) saw for our baseboards. It wasn't plugged in or anything, I was just unpacking it. You know how the actual saw part goes up and down to cut, with the big handle? Well, it's locked down in package and you need to pull a pin thing to get it to release. However the pin was being a booger, and I couldn't get it out. So when I leaned in (like the brain trust I am) and pulled hard, it sprung up and knocked me across the room into the cupboard. It was like one second I'm fighting this little yellow nub and the next I'm wondering where the fuck I am and why my brow is bleeding. The weird part was my head didn't hurt until about an hour later. The most pain I got was from jamming my back in the cupboard. Also I couldn't see out of my left eye for bout a second. I was kind of out of it for a while but now I'm all happy again except my head hurts and I have this cut on my left brow.

    So, I guess if there's a moral to this story it's don't shove your big dumb block into a saw and start pulling shit. And deffinately don't do it in the basement where no one can here your big dumb ass crash into a cupboard. This isn't usually how people get hurt by power tools.
     
  2. Moonlight1102

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    Ouch.
     
  3. FatalT 71

    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    See, this is why we can't have nice things. :D 

    Glad you didn't get hurt too badly.
     
  4. Fallout

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    so are you going to go by SPLIT BROW now lol

    hope you get better, glad it wasn't serious.
     
  5. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    It's weird when something so sudden happens. It's like the actual hit didn't happen. I literally only remember being face-deep in Mastercraft, then immediately in a totally different area bleeding and on my ass.
     
  6. TrueNomadSkies

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    Yeah, those blows to the head can do it. Not good when you actually black out.
     
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    "Stop touching me."
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    Split Lip, something "similar" happened to me on Saturday; I wasn't paying attention while closing the car door and got my finger caught in the door, let me reiterate that, I caught my flipper in the door. Long story short the tip of my finger is broken, the nail itself is busted above the cuticle, and I swear to God I almost puked from the pain. I guess breaking bones is a real bastard and this was just the middle finger, God I can't imagine what some of you guys went through with broken long bones.

    I hope your feeling better soon, and please for the love of God please be careful.
     
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    ouuuch that had to hurt
     
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    Pics or didn't happen.
     
  13. SPLIT LIP

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    I did not get hit in the boobs. Sorry.
     
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    Glad your not super hurt. I am not allowed to use power tools at all way to accident pron
     
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  16. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    I hear that, bro. My favourite kind.
     
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    I saw what you did there.

    That's disturbing. Oh well, Rule 34, I guess...
    EDIT: Ninja'd! Beaten to the punch :( 
     
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    Well played.
     
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    Yeah, I got beaten to that one too. Guess that's what I get for waiting to make something in paint instead of just posting.
     
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    This is a sign, SL.

    DO NOT plug that thing in.
     

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