I was walking around and I find a dead fish with no explaination as to how it got thear. It has no holes in its skin so it wasn't droped by a cat, and so I am very confused.
Sure it wasn't Nemo who lost his way? But really, do you have a neighbor that has a man made pond, or is there a lake/pond close to you? Only thing I could thing of is if there was a bird or something that dropped it.
Reach into it's mouth and there will be a map and a note in it. The map leads you to Atlantis. The note tells why you are summoned. Make haste! Or else King Neptune might get angry.
I'm not sure what it is exactly that you are wanting from posting this, and as you can see you have many logical and rational explanations as to why or what has happened in your back yard. We hope that you get the satisfaction you deserve from starting this thread, and that the wisdom and insight never leaves you. End of Line
did it rain recently near you? If so it could have been a water spout that sucked up the fish, carried it aloft then dropped it.
You're all wrong. It's obviously a message from Aquaman! What are you doing posting here? Get to the Hall of Justice! - Coeloptera
The fish scientist had a glitch in his co-ordinates settings when he used his teleporter device and instead of returning to the water he left he ended up in your garden. I guess fish will just have to go back to using jetpacks to travel until the technical problems are sorted out. At least his teleporter pod didn't have a fly in it or he'd be fly fishing by now.
Then later you get a dick who tries to force green eggs with a side of ham on you, then you get hallucinating elephants, and a 6 foot tall cat that overstays his welcome and destroys your stuff. and around the holidays a mean green bastards steals all your toys!
