I found a fish in my backyard.

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  1. grimlockams prime

    grimlockams prime Check you feet

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    I was walking around and I find a dead fish with no explaination as to how it got thear. It has no holes in its skin so it wasn't droped by a cat, and so I am very confused.
     
  2. DeathStorm

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  3. shibamura_prime

    shibamura_prime Jumpin' Jellyfish! Super Mod

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    Did you taste it? You should taste it.
     
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    Flying fish?
     
  5. Deathnoble

    Deathnoble Aristocratic Assassin

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    You got a neighbor that doesn't like you dude.
     
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    thenatureboywoo Veteran

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    In b4 Twin Twist.

    What kind of fish is it?
     
  7. UnicronHound

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    Sure it wasn't Nemo who lost his way? But really, do you have a neighbor that has a man made pond, or is there a lake/pond close to you? Only thing I could thing of is if there was a bird or something that dropped it.
     
  8. Macross7

    Macross7 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry dude, the mob has put a price on your head. Fish in the backyard is a clear sign.
     
  9. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    It's clearly the work of teh alienz!!
     
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    Riltht Full-Time Doomsayer

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    Reach into it's mouth and there will be a map and a note in it. The map leads you to Atlantis. The note tells why you are summoned. Make haste! Or else King Neptune might get angry.
     
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    Rhapsody_Prime ...such Heroic Nonsence.

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    I'm not sure what it is exactly that you are wanting from posting this, and as you can see you have many logical and rational explanations as to why or what has happened in your back yard. We hope that you get the satisfaction you deserve from starting this thread, and that the wisdom and insight never leaves you.

    End of Line
     
  12. rattrap007

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    did it rain recently near you? If so it could have been a water spout that sucked up the fish, carried it aloft then dropped it.
     
  13. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    :useless  seriously lets see the fish
     
  14. DeathStorm

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    I wondered where I left that, can I have him back?
     
  16. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    Baby, you got a stew goin!
     
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    You're all wrong.

    It's obviously a message from Aquaman! What are you doing posting here? Get to the Hall of Justice!

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    The fish scientist had a glitch in his co-ordinates settings when he used his teleporter device and instead of returning to the water he left he ended up in your garden.
    I guess fish will just have to go back to using jetpacks to travel until the technical problems are sorted out.

    At least his teleporter pod didn't have a fly in it or he'd be fly fishing by now.
     
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    War of the suess!!!!!!

    Thats how it always starts,1 fish then 2 fish,red fish then blue fish........
     
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    Then later you get a dick who tries to force green eggs with a side of ham on you, then you get hallucinating elephants, and a 6 foot tall cat that overstays his welcome and destroys your stuff. and around the holidays a mean green bastards steals all your toys!
     

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