READY!!!!!! Dum-dum! Dum-dum! Da-dum da-dum! DA-DA! Dum-dum! Dum-dum! Da-dum da-dum! DA-DA! 50 cookies to whoever can decipher wtf I'm referring to.
Amuse you? OK, here's my favorite dumb joke: Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says "You drive, I'll man the gun."
Poho stands for Prolly Orly Hot Owl. He is a computer virus that nests in websites feeding off comments to keep his sentience growing into an unmanigable monster of awesomsauce. Right now, as we post, we are making Poho kibble. btw, I lost again
No. It started with Funstorm's posts of "R" and "U". So all together it is: Are You READY!!!! (followed by that series of "dums") Hint: It's a song.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they return to the campsite, get into their sleeping bags and prepare to sleep. After a few moments, Holmes says "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson ponders this. "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson gathers his thoughts for a moment. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But I am sure that you, with your famed powers of deduction have noticed something that I could not hope to determine. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes looks at Watson, and then says "Whilst all that you have deduced is indeed true, I feel you have missed one minor but important detail. Someone has stolen our tent!" If you still need to kill any time, enjoy.
