Ok... from what I can gather from this flick is this...

Apparently, there's a guy in blue with magic golden gloves and crooked teeth of doom killing everything in sight. To try to pacify the lunatic, a senile old man who is apparently leader of these monsters is willing to give him a hot chick or a young boy hoping that ONE will satisfy Bad Teeth's inner rage.

However, Bad Teeth is in such a blood lust that he just can't seem to focus on either of the potential rape victims. Old Guy in Black Helmet goes into his happy place as a coping mechanism and is now watching key scenes from Star Wars in his mind... or his helmet... the thing is big enough. Hell, he's probably got HD in there...

Oh, and apparently EVERYTHING explodes... everything from the rocks to the inhabitants of this planet... the Planet of Trampoline apparently... since Bad Teeth McBlue Shirt is bouncing all over the place..

This movie ends when Bad Teeth demasks Old Helmet and reveals him to be Zod's ******ed younger brother... who then gets several beatings to the head and is promptly karate chopped in half... then explodes... there's more random exploding... and then Bad Teeth appears to choose BOTH the girl and the young child to be his sex slaves...

It's a bitter sweet ending... the Civilization's leader is killed, a woman and a young child get raped, but those that weren't beaten/killed/exploded, can live peacefully now that Bad Teeth's rage has been quelled...


Fuck you. YOU do a better job trying to figure out what the hell is going on in that movie!!!

 

Thanks. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

 

That has to be....the most awesomely worse thing ever! That rules! But the worse thing? It's actually better than the "Enhanced" editions of the regular movies!
The Indiana Jones music, cutting to the Flash Gordon crash dive on Mings Palace music, back to Indiana Jone was sweet.