I Choked!

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  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    So something happened today that doesn't happen very often.

    I totally choked when talking to a good looking woman.

    We have a mass transit system around campus, and I was riding the bus to the stadium where we all park.

    This gorgeous chick sits down next to me, chatting on her phone.

    I'm trying to check her out without leering. She's got a bag full of stuff she cooked and some pictures.

    She gets off the phone, notices I'm looking at one of her pictures, and just pulls it out and starts telling me about it. That's part of the problem. As long as I'm the one who initiates the convo, I'm all good, but when they come at me first, I get nervous.

    (Feel free to call me a bastard and say that you wish you had that problem. I've felt that way before, too. Don't worry, your day is coming, little shaver.)

    Anyways, she's telling me all about herself, where she is from, her major, this and that, and I'm trying to listen and not stare at her Stacey Keibler legs. Oh, yeah. That's right.

    So we get off the bus and my mind starts darting. Should I ask her out?

    So she starts WALKING ALONG WITH ME! SHE WAS PARKED ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE LOT.

    We arrive at my truck and what do I say? "Um, well. This is me. I guess I'll see you around." I CHOKED! I CHOKED! ARGGGGGHHHH!

    She smiles and says "Well, nice to meet you.", and walks off.

    And I punch myself for being such a total pussy.

    So I watch her drive away, taking note of her car, realizing she has a class at the same time I do, and that she'll probably be here again on Wednesday.

    Now my dilemma: Should I try to find her Wednesday. Keep in mind now, the school is pretty good sized with about a 16 thousand enrollment. Needle in a haystack even knowing her major.

    However, she gave me so much info, that I've already located her myspace profile. Should I try to find her first on Wednesday, or shoot her a myspace msg. Only problem is that the myspace has a kind of 'Jiggle-ized' flavor to it, and I don't want to freak her out.

    So what do you guys think?
     
  2. cbff

    cbff Destroyer of Botcon

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    I'd play it cool and leave a comment on her Myspace page to the affect of, "It was nice bumping into you today. Maybe sometime you may be interested in lunch?" Gotta clearly indicate that you are you, and not some crazy stalker guy.

    To me, that's still on the Friend/Acquaintance level, but still leaves things open for more.

    If she messages you back, make a date and try to go from there. If she's into you, you got a new girl, if not, you got a new friend (with possible benefits).

    Either way, you win. :) 
     
  3. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    And here's one of the pics off her myspace...
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    And there is no possible way in hell that I'll be posting her page here so some knight in shining armor can msg her with a 'O gros! No jiggles! Man-hore milfer! NOt kEwl! Stey awey!' or however they do that KA-speak.
     
  4. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Ha! The Great Jiggles is but mortal after all! MY faith in karma is restored.
     
  5. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    Damn...That's a tough one dude.

    I would say try tracking her down on Weds, if you don't see her then throw her a MySpace message saying how you missed her on the bus or something.
     
  6. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    :lolol 
     
  7. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    For the record... I totally would.

    (oh and leave her a myspace message!)
     
  8. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    Go for it. :D 
     
  9. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    I've choked so many times, with girls, and really choking. I suggest go for it, she's definatley worth it, but what do I know, I'm 13
     
  10. TonyzCustomz

    TonyzCustomz Am I doin it rite? TFW2005 Supporter

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    Don't even try myspace just let time pass you will meet up again and then you can do all the talking but no choking next time. Just a deep breath and smile and be confident. Good luck Mr. Jiggles.
     
  11. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    From the title I thought you choked on your home made hooker stew.

    Track her down Wednesday. She seems interested in you. If things work out post pictures of her with TFW2005 on her boobs.
     
  12. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    Just don't enter the Friend Zone! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Lunch Date!!!
     
  13. Spartan-117

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    Fuck yes. Go for whatever is going to work and fast, a girl that good looking can't possibly be going un-noticed.
     
  14. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    I swear if you don't hit that hard and strong you fail as a man.
     
  15. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

    You choked????

    Say it ain't so man!!!
     
  16. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    wow. she's smokin. absolutely, positively smoking. get on it, one way or another, and keep us updated!
     
  17. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Holy crap, I never thought the day would come. It's hard to tell what to do in this situation.

    Anyway, she's pretty dang hot so now I'm gonna go beat it like a madman.
     
  18. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    I know. I hang my head in shame.
     
  19. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    It's ok, I choked in front of beautiful women all the time. It's a blessing that I am now married and not have to go through any more rejections or chokejobs.
     
  20. EvaUnit13

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    Off with his head!
     

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