I Broke up with my girlfriend

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  1. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    I figured it would be for the best :(  in other news, I'm single ladies ;) 
     
  2. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    Congrats. Did you break it to her gently, or do it by taking a dump on her after sex?
     
  3. NemesisBruticus

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    No man, no.
     
  4. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    Aren't you like 13?
     
  5. Rodimus Major

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    A) It'll have to come off.

    B) Join the army

    C) Cool story bro.

    D) Grab your torches and pitchforks!!!!

    E) I'd hit it.

    F) I don't care, and I care so little, I'll post repeatedly in this thread just to show how much I don't care!

    I'll have to go with "C" on this one. And that's my final answer.
     
  6. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    No :peoples:  I can drive.
     
  7. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    It was gentle but that whole taking a dump on her after sex is ingenious thanks :thumb 
     
  8. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    She's in your area man ;) 
     
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    Make sure you make a video of your last romp and post it on bang bus.
     
  10. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    Seriously! You lied to us in the past then!! *goes back for evidence*
     
  11. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    I never said I was 13. I'm turning 16 in a bit.
     
  12. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    If you live in NY, how the f*ck are you driving? You are from upstate aren't you?
     
  13. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    I said I can drive I never said legally :p  And no, I'm from WNY.
     
  14. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    okies, I hope she took it well and nothing was thrown at you
     
  15. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    ^^^She took it well, nothing was thrown at me but this was on her Face book

    i am single once more........ with another deepley broken heart...... i just lost the one i loved.........
     
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    Well, considering your 15-ish you probably don't know who the right girl is yet.


    You dog. :lol 
     
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    SoundMaster Likes RID Bulkhead.

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    I need a high school drama demotivational poster.
     
  18. megatronkicksas

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    :lol 
     
  19. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    I know I hate this shit, part of the reason why I broke up with her was that same reason. Just drama drama drama.
     
  20. NemesisBruticus

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    1. How old is she?
    2. Pics or gtfo.
     

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