I almost cried...Job at Hasbro

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  1. Blaster_Prime

    Blaster_Prime drank the last beer

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    I was online today doing a quick check on job positions at hasbro when I saw they had an internship...basically, it's the exact same thing I am doing at my current job...the only difference of course being that I would be working for hasbro. Naturally I got excited, continued reading, only to find out that it is only offered to college students for academic credit...so close.

    ...as the title states, I almost cried. lol
     
  2. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah, well, that's what internships are for. Of course, if you wanna go work for free...

    Plus, we all know what interns really do.

    Right, Monica?

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  3. Blaster_Prime

    Blaster_Prime drank the last beer

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    ...I would gladly whore out my body on the line to work for Hasbro...
     
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    I heard that they take newbies out drinking, get them plastered so that they pass out, and then tie them up naked to Mr.Potato Head out front with a note making fun of a rival team inside the company.

    Or I could be lying, but that's what I would do.
     
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    Mission Objective: Get Kickback a job at Hasbro.
     
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    I'd spend all day flirting with Vickie.
     
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    Who wouldn't?
     
  10. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I'd spend all day stalking Eric.

    It'd be a creepy fusion of sycophantic cubicle farm style and passive-aggressive internet stalker style.
     

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