I almost accidently burned down my apartment complex last night.

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Who knew that the wind would catch a still-lit cigarette and conveniently have it land on a very dry, very large bush. Nothing a few glasses of water didn't fix ...

    ... 25 minutes and a lot of smoke later.
     
  2. eyeballkid

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    Dumbass.

    Glad your OK!
     
  3. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    It hurts when EBK says that to you, dosen't it?
     
  4. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Whoa man, glad your ok

    Hope the neighbors did'nt notice, they get mad
     
  5. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Besides lung cancer, this is yet another good reason not to smoke.
     
  6. megamus

    megamus Overworked and Underpaid Veteran

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    I'm sure there is a smoking joke suitable for this but for the life of me I can't think of one!!!!
     
  7. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    And Im sure once everything was ok, you lit another one right? Well I guess that excuses you from being on Xbox last night. Glad youre ok, seriously.
     
  8. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    I was on X-Box last night. Me and this chica I know were playing Rock Band and Halo 3 for awhile. I rock at both I discovered. And the bush is okay too. I'm second floor, this bush was 1st floor and literally touched halfway up the wall to the second. If I hadn't poured some water, it'd probably have caught blaze. I'll take some pictures of it tomorrow.

    p.s. I'm drinking quite heavily tonight, my lips are fuzzy.
     
  9. eyeballkid

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    yeah for drinkin'!
     
  10. Kickback

    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Yeah!!
     
  11. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Damn, that blows. Hope things turned out okay.
     
  12. Jeremy.B

    Jeremy.B Formerly Leader Blackout TFW2005 Supporter

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    Yeah, I echo other's sentiments...dumb***, but I am glad you are ok, dude!!! ;)  :lol  :lolol 
     
  13. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Last weekend, my roommate and I left our propane grill on overnight in a closed garage. Had a fire caught, we wouldn't have had enough of an extinguisher left to put it out, because he had earlier discharged it on me while I vomited in the sink.
     
  14. Predaking

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    Glad the story's got a happy ending. :) 
     
  15. theLostSeeker

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    "Happy ending?"
     
  16. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    At least you didn't pee on a hot chick's laptop.
     
  17. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    Yeesh I REESH.
     
  18. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    For once we agree...

    Now, Pyrofreak Kickback, ease up on those cigarettes. They are hazardous to OTHER people's health when in your hands. :D 
     
  19. sharke

    sharke canadian piece of sh*t

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    eh, sometimes ya gotta burn down an apartment complex
     
  20. Steevy Maximus

    Steevy Maximus Movie Megs eats your soul

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    So....

    Which bush are we talking about now?
     

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