Huh??? What did Simmons say???

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  1. darthrage

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    Ok so when Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons are outside the Smithsonian Air Museum, Simmons rips off his pants revealing his ass and an S7 underwear or jock strap.

    And then Simmons says something that I couldn't really understand because it sounded too fast.

    But it sounded like "Its for when I'm about to fuck, its a baseball thing"

    Someone please clarify this for me because I'm still trying to figure out how showing his ass was necessary and how his explanation justifies it

    He also says to slip some kinda tablet under their tongue and it throws off the polygraph but since when do you have to go through a polygraph to enter an air museum??
     
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    Not sure, but I think he says something like "It's when I'm in the funk, its a baseball thing". The glance at Simmon's ass was simply comic relief. Also, the tablet was to trick the polygraph in case they were caught and questioned. I don't think it was meant so they could enter the museum.
     
  3. firehawc_69

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    Does it matter? Can't we just forget about that scene? I'd rather all the Transformers have balls than have that scene in the movie, let alone talk about it.
     
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    Hey... YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

    Does it hurt you?
     
  5. firehawc_69

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    sonofa...
     
  6. Spoon

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    Hell, by posting anything in this topic you're talking about it in some way, shape or form, on account of being a discussion of that most accursed scene.
     
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    omg this thread is making me laugh so much
     
  8. Evil_the_Nub

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    I couldn't make out what he said over the groans and laughter in the theater.
     
  9. Blot

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    Last year (or maybe the year before) there was a player on the Yankees, Jason Giambi, who wore a gold thong to get out of a slump/funk. Supposedly Derek Jeter wore it too for a little. It's supposed to be a reference to that.
     
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    lol @ people getting pissy over a 2-second shot :lol 


    And lol @ me knowing that the topic was gonna be about Simmons saying he wears the thong when he's in a funk after reading the topic title :thumb 
     
  11. Chris McFeely

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    I *thought* he said "I'm wearin' whatever the fuck," but I'm pretty sure he's actually saying: "I wear 'em when I'm in a funk".
     
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    I heard it as "i wear when it i want to fuck", which somehow made the scene much funnier.
     
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    I thought he said he wore it when he wanted to,:eek: , but he probably said something else,
    or else it would have made it to the "List of Profanity in ROTF".
     
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    When he's in a funk, he mentions how baseball players do the same thing (when they are in a slump, they change their normal routine).
     
  15. Vexza

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    I don't think anything could justify that scene.
     
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    Very interestng.

    lol, Simmons' ass.
     
  17. kidnicky

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    How about it's a fucking joke,so lighten up. Is that enough justification?

    BTW,that also justifies Devastator's balls.
     
  18. process

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    The exact line is: "What? I wear 'em when I'm in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter; it's a baseball thing."
     
  19. Seth Buzzard

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    Now that that's been settled.
     
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