How would you react to this ending to DOTM?

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  1. BluRayHiDef

    BluRayHiDef Well-Known Member

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    What if Dark of the Moon ended as follows?

    • Optimus and Sentinel get to the bridge.
    • Optimus strikes Sentinel as he transforms from his truck mode.
    • Optimus then strikes Sentinel a few more times.
    • He charges toward him, saying "You picked the wrong planet. Give me your legs!" and then severs Sentinel's legs.
    • As Sentinel lies on the ground, Optimus strikes him in the chest with his ax, fatally damaging his spark.
    • Then, Optimus says, "I live. You die!"
    • Afterward, Megatron comes along and offers a truce.
    • Optimus charges toward him and says "Give me your arms!", severing his arms , then killing him.

    How would you have reacted?
     
  2. zark225

    zark225 The Day Fukr

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    I would have been all "WTF?????" lol
     
  3. Sideways77

    Sideways77 oh shoogah

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    I'll say; "Damn, Bay is one crazy son ova bitch!"
     
  4. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    ... I'm inclined to call this spam.
     
  5. rxlthunder

    rxlthunder Banned

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    So does he still lose his arm or not?
     
  6. Dolza_Khyron

    Dolza_Khyron Well-Known Member

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    it'd be better if he took both their faces...
    wait, he did take megatron's head :lol 

    so i guess then it'd be better if the ending scene showed him putting them on his wall. with his others. and for some reason, Jazz's head is there too. :lol 
     
  7. BluRayHiDef

    BluRayHiDef Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
  8. shockwave2005

    shockwave2005 Well-Known Member

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    Wow - spam-spam-bo-bam, banana-nana-fo-fam, mi-my-mo-mam-SPAAAAAM!

    I'll bite, anyway...that sounds worse than how it actually ended.

    However, a lot of people react to the actual ending as if what you described was the actual ending.
     
  9. BluRayHiDef

    BluRayHiDef Well-Known Member

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    How is this spam? I made this thread for the sake of humor and enjoyment. That's all.
     
  10. soundwaverulls

    soundwaverulls Well-Known Member

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    I would have laughed then started a man hunt for Kruger and BayBerg.
     
  11. LacksAFace

    LacksAFace Devastator's Balls

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    How about what you said, except following Megatron's death.

    • Prime is about to begin his speech when a raging Igor attacks from behind
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    • Prime yells, "Give me your face", but pauses when he realises Igor is pretty much just a face.
    • This allows Igor to jump onto Optimus' head and begin drooling and spitting all over him.
    • Igor then eats Optimus' face, and then proceeds to kill all the other Autobots, except Leadfoot who proceeds to eat Igor in one mouthful.
    • Leadfoot mourns the loss of his comrades and takes the Matrix from Optimus' faceless corpse and then becomes, FATTIMUS PRIME.
    • Fattimus Prime then realises his hunger is not quenched and proceeds to eat all the well-known human characters and eats all of Chicago.
    • He becomes an unstoppable force and proceeds to eat all of Earth before floating up into space to devour the universe. He then dies from a spark attack.
     
  12. UltraMagnus2008

    UltraMagnus2008 Autobot

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    That's the best kind of spam
     
  13. BluRayHiDef

    BluRayHiDef Well-Known Member

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    People are misusing the term "Spam". Here's what it means:

    Source

    How is this thread disrupting these boards?
     
  14. Luigicesare

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    i'll go to tfw, and start blamming the film with my pointless opinion into my post :) 
     
  15. soundwaverulls

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    So that's the origin of Unicron.
     
  16. Moy

    Moy Constructicons!

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    I would have preferred: "FINISH HIM!"
     
  17. Megabattimus

    Megabattimus Same As It Ever Was

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    I've got three responses to this:

    • I'd go "who came up with this shit", then I'd see the "Directed by Micheal Bay" credit and it would all make sense.
    • Everything people have said about Optimus would be true.
    • 90's Kid would love it. Actually, I know what he'd say: "DUDE, THAT ENDING WAS HARDCORE! THE WAY OPTIMUS CHOPPED OFF SENTINEL'S LIMBS WAS AWESOME! THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THERE WERE MORE GUNS!!!"!
     
  18. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    Give me your legs? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, I'd just prefer the DPTM Novel ending.
     
  19. Silvershot

    Silvershot On The Double Dutch Bus TFW2005 Supporter

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    All he would need is someone's torso and he could form Voltron.

    -Silvershot
     
  20. Leo Primus

    Leo Primus Well-Known Member

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    You forgot about the part where he kills Shockwave saying "Give me your torso!" and the after-credits scene where he kitbashes a whole 'bot.
     

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