how to treat heart burn?

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  1. Shipwreck

    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    Does anyone know a way of treating heart burn without the medicine since I currently have none.
     
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    a small sip of vinegar should do it.




    Yes, I'm serious.
     
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    This DOES work...don't forget to sit up for a while.
    Also one thing that SOMETIMES works for me is chug a Coke or any pop and burp like there's no tomorrow.....gas/heart burn gone.
    Eating an apple sometimes works as well.
     
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    Give a blowjob to a fire extinguisher.
     
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    erection inducing, but didn't work.
     
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    Baking soda and water. 1/2 teaspoon soda to 4oz water.
     
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    Just drink lots of water, and dont lie down for a bit.
     
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    What I use is a few generous dashes of cinnamon and a few of ginger mixed into about three or four heaping teaspoonfuls of honey. Works almost immediately, and is nice and tasty. The effects also last much longer than medication, and warm you up good, too.

    --Moony
     
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    Milk usually does the trick for me.
     
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    Fresh beat me to it.

    Follow it up with some lifestyle changes--sleep on lots of pillows, don't lay down for a half hour after eating, avoid spicy foods and carbonated beverages.
     
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    Millk works,and it does the body good.
     
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    Pickle juice...
     
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    And we did it without pushing pills for Big Pharma or chiropracty :D 

    It's almost like school taught us things...
     
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    Stay away from greasy foods, sometimes these can aggravate heartburn.
     
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    pop rocks and coca-cola
     
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    Mix these together for the ultimate cure!

    YUM!!!!
     
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    OTOH, if homeopathy was right, wouldn't drinking a lot of water inadvertently be a powerful homeopathic treatment? No, wait, I tell a lie. It's only homeopathy if a homeopath has fiddled with it. Otherwise it's just water.
     
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