how to protect your property during haloween

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  1. peeman

    peeman Well-Known Member

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    hi guys any thoughts how best to protect my window at uni during haloween night from the missiles of flour and eggs that will be thrown by what seems to be most of campus, i put property incase anyone else has anything to add apart from windows

    i was thinking of covering my window in cling film but wondered if this would be noticeable (am 3rd storey up) otherwise i was thinking of sticky back plastic but that would be expensive, i think if its noticeable though it will just make my window more of a target which is why i dont want to cover it with a cloth or anything

    any thoughts

    thanks
     
  2. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Err I never bother with windows. Sellotape up the letterbox and I'm good
     
  3. llamatron

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    Move to another country?
     
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    A pitbulll or gutter turret should do the trick


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  5. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    We never have problems with Trick-or-Treaters in my area. It's too quiet for it.
    I don't think there actually were any at all last year.
     
  6. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    That kind of nonsense never happend at my Uni, sounds stupid!
     
  7. Foster

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    Yeah, stop with the vandalism and go get laid already, losers.
     
  8. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Sit on your balcony in nothing but a robe and dirty socks, drinking kool-aid. Whenever someone passes, start to masturbate and scream "Oh, Handy Mandy, you hurt so good!"

    That'll deter them.
     
  9. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan OFFICIAL MMM REP

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    I was just going to say pee on everything you own to mark your territory, but this is MUCH better.
     
  10. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    Sit on the porch with your shotgun. 'Nuff said.
     
  11. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Wow. I thought I was the only one that does that...
     
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    I think Tori Amos did that on one of her album covers, only her bare feet were muddy and she was in a rocking chair with a shotgun.

    At least now I remember where I got my crazy redhead fetish.
     
  13. Paladin

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    Hide in the bushes with a hose.
     
  14. llamatron

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    Double points if it's your man-hose.
     
  15. Talathia

    Talathia TFW's Cool Little Heathen

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    Bingo.

    If you can rig something up where it shoots out acid (the kind they sell in home improvement stores to clean BRICKS with) all the better :}
     

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